Xavier Nazario as V: What're you gonna do, bitch? [Pepper] Spray my mask?
Evey: Who are you?
Xavier Nazario as V: I'm one of the original Goonies from the movie The Goonies. You know the one that did the truffle shuffle? That was me!
Evey: Well, I can see that.
Xavier Nazario as V: Then stop being so stupid...
Evey: Who are you?
Xavier Nazario as V: I'm one of the original Goonies from the movie The Goonies. You know the one that did the truffle shuffle? That was me!
Evey: Well, I can see that.
Xavier Nazario as V: Then stop being so stupid...
Sazh: Lightning, where you going with my cell phone, girl?! (Lightning steps on Sazh's "cell phone") Oh—BITCH YOU JUST STEPPED ON MY SIDEKICK!
(Two armed guards charge in and start shooting)
Guard 1: Oh Jesus Christ!
Guard 2: Oh~ my god!
(Lightning defeats the guards, then moves on to the next train cars. A third guard emerges)
Guard 3: (to himself) Don'tfuckupdon'tfuckupdon'tfuckup—(gets clobbered by Lightning) OH SHIT!
(Lightning kills a fourth guard, while Sazh helps another passenger)
Sazh: Whaddya say, little man...girl...I can't tell what the fuck you are, but we gotta roll.
Sazh's Chocobo Chick: Let's bounce, bitch!
(Sazh and Lightning rendezvous with some freed passengers)
Sazh: Yo, Lightning! I know you know why these motherfuckers are shooting at us!
Lightning: I think I have an idea...
(Two armed guards charge in and start shooting)
Guard 1: Oh Jesus Christ!
Guard 2: Oh~ my god!
(Lightning defeats the guards, then moves on to the next train cars. A third guard emerges)
Guard 3: (to himself) Don'tfuckupdon'tfuckupdon'tfuckup—(gets clobbered by Lightning) OH SHIT!
(Lightning kills a fourth guard, while Sazh helps another passenger)
Sazh: Whaddya say, little man...girl...I can't tell what the fuck you are, but we gotta roll.
Sazh's Chocobo Chick: Let's bounce, bitch!
(Sazh and Lightning rendezvous with some freed passengers)
Sazh: Yo, Lightning! I know you know why these motherfuckers are shooting at us!
Lightning: I think I have an idea...
—This
Final Fantasy XIII dub by IGN
Final Fantasy XIII dub by IGNMr.Warts: Ok, you fucking kids, who's this piece of shit belong to?? (points at Sid) HEY, DICKNOSE!! Yeah you, with the gay shoes!!
(camera pans over Sid's boots and then back to him)
Sid: You talkin' to me?
Mr. Warts: Yeah, step forward you PIECE OF SHIT. Dicknose, I suppose this is your shit you left on the ground! (holds up fake vomit)
Sid: ...No?
Mr. Warts: DO NOT LIE TO ME, MR. DICKNOSE! I know this is your shit!!
Sid: But I had nothing to do about it!
Mr. Warts: No no no, shut the fuck up mister! I know you did it because of your huge-ass fucking nose! So we can talk about this later!
Sid: But—!
Mr. Warts: I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP!! I'm giving you four weeks detention! You better show up, DICKNOSE!!
Sid: (as Mr. Warts walks off) Fuck you...
(camera pans over Sid's boots and then back to him)
Sid: You talkin' to me?
Mr. Warts: Yeah, step forward you PIECE OF SHIT. Dicknose, I suppose this is your shit you left on the ground! (holds up fake vomit)
Sid: ...No?
Mr. Warts: DO NOT LIE TO ME, MR. DICKNOSE! I know this is your shit!!
Sid: But I had nothing to do about it!
Mr. Warts: No no no, shut the fuck up mister! I know you did it because of your huge-ass fucking nose! So we can talk about this later!
Sid: But—!
Mr. Warts: I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP!! I'm giving you four weeks detention! You better show up, DICKNOSE!!
Sid: (as Mr. Warts walks off) Fuck you...
Grimlord: Ifart, I feel like some Shakespeare! Tobeornottobe!
Ivar: I do live for you, sire! Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and to- oh, shit, that's Macbeth!
Grimlord: You're all hypnotized! BOOGA BOOGA!
Ivar: I'm just wild about Icebot!
Icebot: Ifart's wild about me~!
Grimlord: Check, Please!!
(scene change)
Ivar: I don't give a fuck what this big ham says! I was doing Hamlet when he was an icicle in Medicine Hat!
Icebot: Oh yeah? I was doing The Tempest in Gilwingaville, you limp dingus! And your mouthwash doesn't cut it, either!
Ivar: I do live for you, sire! Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and to- oh, shit, that's Macbeth!
Grimlord: You're all hypnotized! BOOGA BOOGA!
Ivar: I'm just wild about Icebot!
Icebot: Ifart's wild about me~!
Grimlord: Check, Please!!
(scene change)
Ivar: I don't give a fuck what this big ham says! I was doing Hamlet when he was an icicle in Medicine Hat!
Icebot: Oh yeah? I was doing The Tempest in Gilwingaville, you limp dingus! And your mouthwash doesn't cut it, either!
—Gag dub of the VR Troopers episode "The Reality Virus", made when the cast got drunk after finding out the series was being cancelled
of the VR Troopers episode "The Reality Virus", made when the cast got drunk after finding out the series was being cancelledHorii: I don't believe it. Ultraman... gone for good.
(long pause)
Shinjoh: Maybe now they'll name the show after me!
Rena: Dream on.
(long pause)
Shinjoh: Maybe now they'll name the show after me!
Rena: Dream on.
—Ultraman Tiga Gag Dub episode "The Power of Light (Part 2)"
Lovely Teacher: I love these cartoons because they allow me to say the first thing that comes to my mind.
—Dotto! Koni-chan official Latin-American Dub, admitting being a Gag Dub.
Adrian Gecko: I gotta say, I like your style, bro.
Chazz Princeton: First of all, my name's The Chazz. Second of all, what do you know about style? You've got purple hair and you're wrapped in my mom's living room curtains. Well guess what? It's time for a makeover.
Adrian Gecko: What's that supposed to mean?
Chazz Princeton: Uh, I'm not sure. Can we get on with this?
Adrian Gecko: Why not? The sooner I beat you, the less bad dialogue I have to hear.
—"Head in the Clouds," Yu-Gi-Oh! GX (4Kids Entertainment dub)
