Bobby Zilch: I heard a rumor you were raised in the circus! So let me put this in terms you'll understand: I'm the "strong man" around here!
Raz: Really? Because you look more like the cotton candy.
Raz: Really? Because you look more like the cotton candy.
Mr. Bender: Okay! shut up. So why are you guys fighting?
Chase: Uh... Uh... he said.... he said I have bushy hair!
Mr. Bender: Chase, your hair is incredibly bushy. Michael, the bushiness of Chase's hair is none of your business.
Michael: ...and I've missed your big bushy hair...Hey did it get bushier?
Chase: It's possible.
Chase: Hey, Zoey! You look great!
Zoey: You too! (she stops for a bit and looks at him again) ...Did your hair get bushier?
Chase: I've heard that.
Ms. Bromwell: Oh, Zoey, you're good friends with Chase... Is his hair naturally that way or is it a perm?
Zoey: Uhh... It's natural.
Ms. Bromwell:(talking to Chase) Is your hair natural?
Chase:(touches hair) Uh... yeah
Ms. Bromwell: I don't believe it.
Max: First thing, lose the wig.
Goofy: (wearing a large afro wig) But I need to look hip and groovy for college!
Max: (yanks the wig off Goofy's head) Dad... you're SCARING people.
"Girl, your hair is nappier than a wolf's butt in a windstorm! I know somebody who's getting some relaxer in her stocking!"
—Uncle Ruckus to Jazmine, The Boondocks
A very confused Wes found himself staring even as Rui nearly ran into his back. Standing in the Mayor's house was what initially seemed to be a giant Poké Ball on a stick. Then he realized that there was an unusual texture to the Poké Ball, and then that the stick had arms and legs. His jaw dropped as he realized that that Poké Ball was an afro, attached to someone in a dark leather ensemble[...]
—Pokémon Eternal Colosseum
, a Pokémon Colosseum fanfic
, a Pokémon Colosseum fanfic