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If I had to do it all again by bicycle
If I had to do it, I would crash my bicycle
I'd crush my head,
Collect the bread,
Crash my bicycle
John Linnell, "South Carolina"

I'll sue you,
I'll take all your money!
Ill sue you,
even if you look at me funny!
"Weird Al" Yankovic, "I'll Sue You"

I'LL SUE YOU! I'LL SUE ALL OF YOU! ALL OF YOU ARE GOING DOWN!! I'LL SUE THE WORLD!!! I EVEN SUED MYSELF LAST WEEK! GUESS WHO WON?? MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
John from theroommovie.com, The Tommy Wiseau Show (a sketch by Doug Walker mocking them for taking down his Nostalgia Critic review of The Room (2003))

Just as another personal highlight: Going back through the correspondence that I've been having over the months for this video, I love the amount of times one or all of us on my end literally said "I don't know what he's doing". I think that really sums up the whole case better than anything else.
Did you, James, at any point know what you were doing? Did you have... any idea? I mean, did you... Did you think you were gonna get ten million dollars, did you think... Did you think? DID YOU THINK? Did you have a fucking thought in your skull?

Derek Smart threatened to sue me once, but that's not exactly an exclusive club.
Fragmaster, GameSpy's 25 Dumbest Moments in Gaming

"'I'll sue you' is Trump's version of 'Bazinga!'. It doesn't really mean anything, but he says it all the time."

Question—When should an attorney say "no" to a client? Answer—When asked to file a lawsuit like this one.
McDonald v. John P. Scripps Newspaper, 210 Cal. App.3d 100; 257 Cal. Rptr. 473 (1989) (opinion affirming trial court's dismissal of complaint on behalf of a boy who lost a Spelling Bee)

Yeah, I'm the lawyer, and you didn't give me a fucking case other than that he's a fucking bitch! Like what do you want me to do?
ToxxxicSupport, SMPLive

Periapsis Rocket Supplies is suing us for using their company name. We explained that every orbit has a Periapsis and that it's not copyright infringement, but their lawyers think otherwise.
Kerbal Space Program 2, "The Perfect Circle" mission briefing

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