"Because someone asked, of course. We are obliged to aid where we can, for otherwise we are naught but philistines. Also, we expand our knowledgebase, for example by finding out how many spiders can fit inside a drow's vagina."
"You've reached 4chan. Leave your moral standards at the tone."
— Anonymous
"There's a hole in the world like a great black pit
It's filled with people who are filled with shit
Its morals aren't worth what a pig could spit
The vermin of the world inhabit it
And it goes by the name of 4chan
On 4chan boards
An odd regression
Disgusting Memes
Find New Expression"
It's filled with people who are filled with shit
Its morals aren't worth what a pig could spit
The vermin of the world inhabit it
And it goes by the name of 4chan
On 4chan boards
An odd regression
Disgusting Memes
Find New Expression"
— Burma Shave
"4chan is like — It's like a look at what the human race really wants to be, deep down inside. It's how we would treat each other if there were no such thing as restraint or empathy."
"When one comes here, they get judged on what they post.
No-one will judge you for being a fat autistic weaboo, because from the get-go, we assume you're a fat autistic weaboo, because the rest of us are fat autistic weaboos, in our hearts.
Also, if you're a holocaust denier on one thread, but in another you want to talk about Nichijou, then you can, and freely."
No-one will judge you for being a fat autistic weaboo, because from the get-go, we assume you're a fat autistic weaboo, because the rest of us are fat autistic weaboos, in our hearts.
Also, if you're a holocaust denier on one thread, but in another you want to talk about Nichijou, then you can, and freely."
"Great. We've taken a conversation from anal spelunking to tree ejaculate volume. Good to see that whatever board you have a look at, you still know you're on 4chan."
"I'm a big believer in this board. 4chan is one of the most important human achievements of all time."
"[adult swim] is kind of like 4chan. In the beginning they were both small corners of the world where American anime fans could congregate. Then a bunch of anime-haters hop onboard and complain about the content that started it all."
— hwkerins; YouTube user, commenting on an old Adult Swim bumper
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy."
—- Obi-Wan Kenobi, Star Wars: A New Hope, a quote frequently used to describe 4chan.
"Don't forget, you're here forever."
— A common banner for 4chan
"I don't need to listen to an album to tell that it's shit."
— /mu/ poster
"As somebody who has eaten shit before, this[...]"
— /mu/ poster
"See you later space cowboy."
— moot's final words to 4chan
"The fact that she fucking dies just proves that the world is fucking gay and unfair."
— /a/ [1]
"I mean, it's pretty much just porn, memes and, uh... racism."
— Markiplier summing up 4chan in a nutshell, Unus Annus, "Looking at Long Lost Memes"
