Quotes / Fork Fencing

"I have no sword. I don't need a sword. Because I am the Doctor, and this is my spoon."

— The Doctor to Robin Hood, "Robot of Sherwood", Doctor Who

"Do not underestimate the fork. The fork... is the strongest weapon in the universe."

— Mahiro Yasaka to Nyarko, Cuuko and Hasta, Nyaruko: Crawling with Love!

Captain Gutt: Grab your weapons, mates! (Beat) Not the spoon, Flynn!

Flynn: Oh. (breaks a piece out of the spoon, making it pointed)

— Ice Age: Continental Drift

The Shoveller: You're the master of cutlery. You can't throw a knife sometimes when someone's trying to kill me?
The Blue Raja: No, I can't. You can't use a rake sometimes?
The Shoveller: No, I'm the Shoveller.
The Blue Raja: Well, I'm the Blue Raja. I'm not Stab Man. I'm not Knifey Boy. I'm the Blue Raja.

— Mystery Men

Mark Hamill: Homer, use the for...
Homer: The Force?
Mark Hamill: The forks! Use the forks!

— The Simpsons