Data: The transporters conveniently failed after sending Picard, so I'm going to leap across space to get to Shinzon's ship.
Geordi: What about the transporters in the shuttles?
Data: Shut up.
Geordi: What about the Captain's Yacht?
Data: Shut up.
Geordi: Why didn't we just send a bomb instead of Picard?
Data: Shut up.
Geordi: What about the transporters in the cargo bays? They're independent units, remember?
Data: What part of "shut the fuck up" do you not understand? This is my big heroic exit, asshole. Don't fuck it up.
Geordi: What about the transporters in the shuttles?
Data: Shut up.
Geordi: What about the Captain's Yacht?
Data: Shut up.
Geordi: Why didn't we just send a bomb instead of Picard?
Data: Shut up.
Geordi: What about the transporters in the cargo bays? They're independent units, remember?
Data: What part of "shut the fuck up" do you not understand? This is my big heroic exit, asshole. Don't fuck it up.
Mike: I've never used it before, but apparently I have...
Luke: "Apparently I have", as if it wasn't up to Mike what Egbert has.
Mike, smiling: Apparently I have misty step, which allows me to teleport up to thirty feet to an unoccupied space that I can see.
(Entire group starts laughing)
Johnny: You've got mist-
Luke: You can teleport?!
Andy: This unbelievably useful-
Mike, shrugging with a big smile on his face: I got it at Level 5, apparently! *
Ellen: What?!
Luke: My mind is reeling thinking of all the opportunities when Egbert teleporting could have been useful!
Johnny: We can start an entire spin-off series-
Jane: We have a group flashback.
Johnny, struggling to get through laughter: -Where we just revisit situations in which Mike is reminded of this spell!
Luke: "If Egbert had teleported here"!
Luke: "Apparently I have", as if it wasn't up to Mike what Egbert has.
Mike, smiling: Apparently I have misty step, which allows me to teleport up to thirty feet to an unoccupied space that I can see.
(Entire group starts laughing)
Johnny: You've got mist-
Luke: You can teleport?!
Andy: This unbelievably useful-
Mike, shrugging with a big smile on his face: I got it at Level 5, apparently! *
Ellen: What?!
Luke: My mind is reeling thinking of all the opportunities when Egbert teleporting could have been useful!
Johnny: We can start an entire spin-off series-
Jane: We have a group flashback.
Johnny, struggling to get through laughter: -Where we just revisit situations in which Mike is reminded of this spell!
Luke: "If Egbert had teleported here"!
