After Ginger fell asleep, Itchy grabbed a paper and pencil and quietly crept out of the house. By the light of the wild candleroot, he scrawled the most lewd and wretched letter he could think of.
“To Missus Jinjur,
4get abowt yor loosur huzbind alredy and get with a hunk like me!!! U r so sexee i jerk my wigglurs 2 yor big nockers evry nite. Y dont u kum over and jerk them 4 me?? ? i want 2 drink yor bath watur and swim in yor piss. pls sit on my fase and crunsh my hed with yor ass u fat slut!! C u at the lake!
—Mistur Oshun”
A big, toothy grin spread across Itchy’s face as he read and re-read the letter back to himself. Ginger was going to hate this, he thought. It would absolutely disgust her, and if this didn’t scare her away from that nasty old Aquarian, then nothing would!
—Looming Gaia, "A Mage in the Making"
