Quotes / Foe Yay Shipping

"Well, the more you fight the closer you must be."

— Goofy, Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories

"Torres tells Janeway that if she picks the wrong Voyager then they will have a long time to debate it. Imagine that? Just Janeway and Torres in a shuttlecraft exploring the Delta Quadrant! Jettisoning Chakotay, Neelix, Harry Kim and the flying toilet lid in one swoop! If only…"

—Doc Oho on Star Trek: Voyager, "Parallax"

Chris: Stryker tries to escape the facility and Wolverine cold-cocks him, stabs him in the kidneys, and starts demanding answers. Understandably, Stryker tells him he’s a bad person.
Matt: Seems like a fair reaction to being stabbed. Even so, he asks Wolverine to abandon his pals and come with him to learn all the answers about his past. What do you think those two would do together if they did run off? OH NO, CHRIS, I’M CREATING JACKMAN/COX FICTION AND NOT EVEN REALIZING IT!
Chris: I’m going to need your badge, gun, and Tumblr password, Matt. You’re too much of a risk right now.

—Chris Sims and Matt Wilson on X2: X-Men United

Spider-Man: I hate you, Deadpool.
Deadpool: I know you mean "love".

— Ultimate Spider-Man

Barney: ...Wile E. Coyote wasn't trying to sleep with the Roadrunner.
Robin: Or maybe he was, think about it. The way that she bats her eyelashes and shakes her tail feathers in his face? She wants it.

— How I Met Your Mother

"You've never seen an obsessive desire for revenge that you didn't think was at least a little sexual."

—Elenda Doubleca5t on What Your Favorite Ace Attorney Ship Says About You

Who dat is? Loveless, bad for your health
Lookin' damn good, though, if I can say it myself
Told me Loveless is a good man, I don't feel that
He got his behind looking damn good, though

— Neil Cicierega, Mouth Moods, "Wow Wow"

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