Scales: I started working my way through college and, uh…
Tanzer: I didn’t know you went to college.
Scales: Well, I never finished. Uh, something happened that wasn’t so great.
Tanzer: What was it? Specifically, what was it?
Scales: I dunno if we should talk about it, really…
Tanzer: You know that I’m an alien. What the fuck happened to you in college.
— Adventure 1, Episode 2
Tanzer: Your theory is that they are… buying the manure to feed the alien, so that the alien can then use dog flesh to create legs for their paraplegic, shut-in son.
Scales: It’s beautiful in its simplicity!
— Adventure 1, Episode 3
