Quotes / Fighting Your Friend

Skipper Jenkins: That's it! I'm getting the fuck out of here! You fucked up, dude! You need some serious help!
The Champion: And I need help fucking your wife!
Skipper Jenkins: FUCK YOU! Don't you ever talk about my wife! I'll fucking kill you, man!

— Adam Sandlers' The Champion

Jimmy Lee: Billy. I've been thinking... I always wanted to face you, not as my brother, but as a martial artist... I think now's the time. How about we fight for Marian?
Billy Lee: Funny... I was just thinking the same thing! You're on!

— Double Dragon Advance

Trucy Wright: Just so you know... I'm not going to take sides!
Apollo Justice: Message received, loud and clear.
Trucy: Good, because I don't like this one bit! You and Daddy should be on the same team!

— Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney – Spirit of Justice, Case 6-5: "Turnabout Revolution"

SpongeBob: I can't believe it, Mr. Krabs. I thought Patrick was my friend!
Mr. Krabs: "Friend"? Not in here, he ain't!
SpongeBob: ...What do you mean?
Plankton: He's not really your friend.
Patrick: He's not?
Plankton: He's plotting your downfall right now!
SpongeBob: He is?
Mr. Krabs: He's gonna stab you in the back!
Patrick: He wouldn't!
Plankton: Of course he would! Just look at him. Squaaaaare. The shape of evil!
Mr. Krabs: He's makin' a mockery of your profession! Are we gonna let some pretender take away what belongs to the Krusty Krab?!
SpongeBob: NO!
Plankton: Then, get mean!
Patrick: I'm mean!
Mr. Krabs: Get angry!
SpongeBob: I'M ANGRY!
Plankton: Now, get out there!
Mr. Krabs: And win...
Plankton: THAT...
Mr. Krabs: MEDAL!

— SpongeBob SquarePants, "The Fry Cook Games"

---