El: Nicola Bryant is being completely, unfairly sandbagged in every way, shape, and form.
Jack: She's either a completely-unnecessary accessory flapping around after him, doing nothing at all, or she's undergoing vaguely (well, not even vaguely) sexualized tortures and menaces. She's the most 'unfortunate' companion.
Jack: She's either a completely-unnecessary accessory flapping around after him, doing nothing at all, or she's undergoing vaguely (well, not even vaguely) sexualized tortures and menaces. She's the most 'unfortunate' companion.
''Because the fate of the entire world isn’t enough, the film has to feature a subplot where the two men in her life clash over who’s better suited to protect her (spoiler: both are useless dopes!), thus resigning Peltz to the Megan Fox role of being objectified and impossibly bronzed.
Jack: Every single other bad-guy enemy is a fairly nice 3D rendering of a square, pixel monster. We get the Paperboy, we get the Galaga guys. And alluva sudden, the pixel lady from Whatever Game That Was Called shows up and she morphs into the actress — a human lady.
Jay: Who, by the way, is a real actress who has been in other things where she delivers lines, which she doesn't do in this film.
Jack: I'm sorry, lady. I hope you're a good actress.
Mike: Was her line "Keep putting it in my vagina?"
(Jay silently cracks up.)
Jack: A-are you implying that she's a p-pornographic actress?
Mike: That's what I was implying, yeah.
Jay: Close, she was in a Harmony Korine film.
Mike: That's like an embarrassing porno.
Jay: Who, by the way, is a real actress who has been in other things where she delivers lines, which she doesn't do in this film.
Jack: I'm sorry, lady. I hope you're a good actress.
Mike: Was her line "Keep putting it in my vagina?"
(Jay silently cracks up.)
Jack: A-are you implying that she's a p-pornographic actress?
Mike: That's what I was implying, yeah.
Jay: Close, she was in a Harmony Korine film.
Mike: That's like an embarrassing porno.
