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"Only strip club I've ever been in where there ain't any damn strippers. I been in convents with more exposed boob."
Deadshot, Secret Six #16

"At Whale World, families come together to admire the fine female form of the majestic killer whale. It's educational! Join us in the Splash Zone! You and your little ones are gonna get moist. Woo-hoo, these orcas have the floppiest dorsal fins in town, and they can't wait to jump through hoops for you and your kids! Bring your prepubescent daughters, who are just beginning to be cognizant of a woman's role in the world! They won't internalize deeply problematic notions about the commodifications of sexuality in today's society! What are you talking about? It's just whales! And what about so-called experts who say it's wrong to keep these girls in captivity just so they can amuse and entertain us? Well, to those people I say, 'Stop saying that, okay.' These sea girls are my family and my business, and they can be yours, too! So, come on down to Whale World, to have a fun, sexy time, for the whole family."
Ritchie Osbourne, BoJack Horseman, "BoJack Kills"

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