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Tamora: Why hast thou slain thine only daughter thus?
Titus: Not I; 'twas Chiron and Demetrius:
They ravish'd her, and cut away her tongue;
And they, 'twas they, that did her all this wrong.
Saturninus: Go fetch them hither to us presently.
Titus: Why, there they are both, baked in that pie;
Whereof their mother daintily hath fed,
Eating the flesh that she herself hath bred.
'Tis true, 'tis true; witness my knife's sharp point.
Titus Andronicus, Act 5 Scene 3

Meredith Merridew: Where could my doggies have got to?
Edward Lionheart: Why, there they are both, baked in that pie. Whereof their mother daintily hath fed, eating the flesh that she herself hath bred.

"Na na na na naa naaa, I made you eat your parents! Na na na naaaa naaa​!"

Mother Shrimp: Hey, wait a second.
Father Shrimp: What, what, what?
Mother Shrimp: This isn't popcorn, you idiot. It's popcorn shrimp!
Father Shrimp: Oh-hooo, I knew there was something familiar about it!
Mother Shrimp: Hold on. ...Where are the kids?
(Beat; both scream)

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