Quotes / Fallen-on-Hard-Times Job

I once was professor.

—Soviet Combat Engineer, Red Alert 3

Patrick: Sir Urchin?! Why are you driving a taxi?
Sir Urchin: Ehhh, my partner and I broke up 5 minutes ago, and since then times have been tough.

—SpongeBob SquarePants, "Sir Urchin and Snail Fail"

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