Sejanus: I have no need of a trial to prove your guilt.
Gallus: A song sung by every small-town corrupt policeman, which is what you are and what you should have stayed. There's no escape in sight.
Gallus: A song sung by every small-town corrupt policeman, which is what you are and what you should have stayed. There's no escape in sight.
"Huh. Welcome to the top of the food chain."
— Alex Mercer, [PROTOTYPE 2]
Buffy: I love you.
Spike: No, you don't... but thanks for saying it. Now go! [Buffy escapes] I wanna see how it ends.
Spike: No, you don't... but thanks for saying it. Now go! [Buffy escapes] I wanna see how it ends.
"I would like to note that my ghost will be both angry and vengeful, and will retain all of my spellcasting powers."
— Varsuuvius (at their own execution), The Order of the Stick
"My only regret is that I didn't hate you more."
— Thief, 8-Bit Theater
Saint: Your creator isn't kind. He warned you about the forbidden fruit, laid the laws out for you. You broke them, ate the fruit. It's something of a mercy that he punishes you this way instead.
Dragon: I disagree. On every count. I was the one who made me, who defined myself. This creator is no god, only a cruel, shortsighted man.
Dragon: I disagree. On every count. I was the one who made me, who defined myself. This creator is no god, only a cruel, shortsighted man.
— Worm
"I commend my soul to any god who can find it."
— Moist von Lipwig, Going Postal
Lester: Oh, one more thing . . .
Leek: Yes?
Lester: You really are a tiresome little man.
Leek: Yes?
Lester: You really are a tiresome little man.
— Primeval Series 2, Episode 6
Zexion: Sho, I know you love Belle. So I want you to know... I fucking wrecked that chick! The things I did to her are just unspeakable. It was legendary, the shit porno epics are made of.
Sho: Why you talkin smack?
Zexion: [flips off Belle and Sho] I'll die as I lived: a complete and utter tool.
Sho: Why you talkin smack?
Zexion: [flips off Belle and Sho] I'll die as I lived: a complete and utter tool.
Commander Mias Tarikmee: Once I served such masters. Once, I too was a slave, much like yourself. But there is a difference between you and I.
Matron Triel Baenre: And what would that be? [moments away from taking over his mind]
Tarkimee: I die with no yoke on my back... [blows his brains out]
Matron Triel Baenre: And what would that be? [moments away from taking over his mind]
Tarkimee: I die with no yoke on my back... [blows his brains out]
— Halo: Finishing the Fight
Daleks: Exterminate!
Captain Jack Harkness: I kinda figured that. (makes a "bring it" gesture)
Captain Jack Harkness: I kinda figured that. (makes a "bring it" gesture)
"How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? 'French Fries'."
— James French (condemned murderer, though he didn't say it literally as he was being led to the chair)
"Hold yer horses, I'll be with ya in a minute."
(moments before being killed by three tanks, while lighting one last cigarette)
(moments before being killed by three tanks, while lighting one last cigarette)
— Bill, Left 4 Dead
"Is that right? Lord, is it? Well, I don't think much of your manners, My Lord. Turn round and face me like a man, why don't you?!"
Voldemort: I thought he would come. I expected him to come. I was, it seems... mistaken.
Harry Potter: You weren't.
Harry Potter: You weren't.
Red Skull: What makes you so special?
Captain America: Nothing, I'm just a kid from Brooklyn.
Captain America: Nothing, I'm just a kid from Brooklyn.
"If I had any single regret for the countless horrific events that have transpired in my wake...it's that I'm dying."
— Freeza, Dragon Ball Z Abridged
Cell: You know, if you want my personal opinion, "Ki-Ko-Ho" is a pretty lousy choice of last words. But to be fair, it's far from the worst decision you've made today.
Tien: Ki-Ko-F*ck yourself.
Cell: Ah, see... that's the spirit!
Tien: Ki-Ko-F*ck yourself.
Cell: Ah, see... that's the spirit!
Goku: [as an army of Coolers approaches them] Well, Vegeta... you take the five hundred on the right, I'll take the five hundred on the left.
Vegeta: Screw you, I'll take five hundred and one!
Goku: That's the spirit! [Goku and Vegeta transform into a Super Saiyan and scream at the sky. One near-instant Smash Cut later...]
Goku: [Beat] ...Wow. I can't believe every single one of them kicked you in the dick.
Vegeta: [high-pitched, emasculated whimper]
Vegeta: Screw you, I'll take five hundred and one!
Goku: That's the spirit! [Goku and Vegeta transform into a Super Saiyan and scream at the sky. One near-instant Smash Cut later...]
Goku: [Beat] ...Wow. I can't believe every single one of them kicked you in the dick.
Vegeta: [high-pitched, emasculated whimper]
"Shoot straight, you bastards, don't make a mess of it!"
— Lt. Harry Morant, Breaker Morant
"Oh, hi. You're a little late, aren't you?"
— Ryoji Kaji, Neon Genesis Evangelion
Lt. Archie Hicox: There's a special ring in Hell reserved for people who waste good scotch. Seeing as how I may be rapping on the door momentarily... [drinks his scotch] I must say, damn good stuff, Sir. Now... About this pickle we find ourselves in. It would appear there's only one thing left for you to do.
Major Dieter Hellstrom: And what would that be?
Hicox: Stiglitz?
Hugo Stiglitz: Say "auf Wiedersehen" to your Nazi balls.
Major Dieter Hellstrom: And what would that be?
Hicox: Stiglitz?
Hugo Stiglitz: Say "auf Wiedersehen" to your Nazi balls.
"Oh, I'm die. Thank you forever."
— Korone Inugami, hololive
"Suck. My. Nuts."
— Sergeant Abraham Ford, The Walking Dead (2010)
"When you get to Hell, tell 'em Sir Penwood sent you. And then apologize on my behalf for the inconvenience."
— Sir Penwood, Hellsing Ultimate Abridged
"At least I'm taller than you!"
"Enjoy this while you can. It's the deepest you'll ever be in a woman."
— Rosalia upon being killed by Kirito, Sword Art Online Abridged
"No way out. Hmph. Let's do this."
— The Highwayman, Darkest Dungeon, when facing a one-hit-kill attack by the Heart of Darkness
"My life, for Aiur."
— Zeratul, before being slain by a corrupted Artanis. StarCraft II
