best storylines are the ones where the wildest most off-the-wall shit occurs, one thing after another, unrelenting, and then at the end you realize it’s been happening over the course of like.. just a week. everyone’s been having a HELL of a week in that universe. that shit was happening on a thursday. of all days.
— greelin
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on Tumblr"Well, there I am. Conker the King. King of all the land. Who'd have thought that? But how did I come to this, I hear you say. And who are those strange fellows that surround my throne, that you also say. Well, it's a long story. Come closer, and I'll tell you. It all started... yesterday. And what a day that was. It's what I call... a Bad Fur Day."
— Conker, Conker's Bad Fur Day
