Quotes / Exploding TNT

"Your penis is fascinating! *blubbers*"

—Pink Sheep, "If Herobrine took a Shower"

"Why hello there, little boys and girls! Welcome to Herobrine's kitchen! The place where I cook, and you examine. Today, we will be learning how to season a big ol' piece of sizzling-hot SHIT!!"

—Herobrine, "If Minecraft was Made for Girls