Quotes / Evil Is Hammy

Anime & Manga

"My attack is imminent woman! Your bad fortune is an absolute reality. No matter what attack I choose to use on you, your demise has been chosen and you cannot evade it!" (Kenzo manages to strike the inside of Jolyne's mouth with his foot) "Yes I won! Bow down before me. There's no change in reviving the founder either!"

— Kenzō, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stone Ocean

Comic Books

Emerald Empress: "Curse your force shield, Brainiac Five!"
Brainiac 5: "Isn't that a bit melodramatic, Your Highness?"

— "Those Emerald Eyes Are Shining"

Fan Works

The Acrobat: "I'll kill you. I'm man enough, madman enough, to kill you all! Disc or no disc, I've got the power of ten men when the moon is out, and I ought to have enough strength here to do you all in!"[...] I'll destroy you all! One by one, I'll tear your heads off and make lamps out of them! I'll use your bodies for baseball equipment! I'll–"
Midnight Maid: "You've been reading too many comic books."

— Here There Be Monsters

Before I began collecting my Brotherhood, I knew that only a mutant with the mien of [Doctor] Doom could command them. I developed this quality, as much as I could.
I overheard Pietro once saying that I talked like a villain from an old movie. I knocked him to the floor, gently. While the others stood back, I raised him from the cold stone and told him not to mock his master. He said nothing.

— Magneto, Devil's Diary

Film

"No, no, no, you will die!"
"POWEEEEERRRRRRRR! UNLIMITED POWEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR!"
"In order to ensure the security and continuing stability, the Republic will be reorganized into the FIRST! GALACTIC! EMPIRE! For a safe and secure society!"

—Chancellor/Emperor Palpatine (aka Darth Sidious), Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith

GIR, all this evil is doing a number on my throat! Fetch me a sooooooothing LOZEEEENGE!

—Zim, Invader Zim: Enter the Florpus

Live-Action TV

Anubis: "I am Anubis. Humans of the Tau'ri, your end of days finally approaches. There will be no mercy. You will bow to my awesome power. There is nothing that can stop the destruction I bring up upon you. Prepare to meet your doom."
Jack O'Neill: "Oh, come on. Who talks like that?"

—Stargate SG-1

Web Original

Doom says, "When I heard [pointing at his ears] you wanted to face Colossus again, I knew you would be the fitting instrument of my revenge [punches the palm of his hand]! Just think [pointing in the general vicinity of where his brain would be if he had one] that what is in each of you [pointing at them like he's Mick Jagger and they're the crowd] is all in me [rubbing his stomach like something was yummy in his tummy]!

—The Agony Booth on The Fantastic Four

Western Animation

"What a night be this. Crew! Howl with me, that we might set the seven seas, ablaze with fear! AWOOOOOOOOHHHH!!"

— The Flying Dutchman, SpongeBob SquarePants

"I'll be back... with a new robot! Who has an accurate name... and super laser eyes! And it'll feed me ham! Eeeeeevil ham."

—Dr. Eggman, Sonic Boom, "Sidekick"'

Real Life

"Batman allowed me to do what actors are taught never to do: overact."

— Victor Buono on playing King Tut

"The best part about voice-acting is that nobody can see you."

— Mark Hamill on voicing The Joker in Batman: The Animated Series

"It's almost over the top, it's almost Shakespearean, in that sense. [Shredder voice] The same way would I do this, I would go, 'Mislike me not for my complexion, the shadow of the burnished sun to whom I am a neighbor and near born!'"

—James Avery on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987)

"I kept looking over at James Gunn saying, "Is it too much? Am I over the top? Pull me back whenever you're ready!" and he was just like, 'More, more!'"

— Lee Pace, on Ronan the Accuser

Hoo-boy, that performance. It's like the producers went to the Royal Shakespeare Company and asked them, "Okay, who's the guy that even you look at and say, 'God, what a ham!'"

— Mark Gagliardi on Palpatine, We Got this With Mark and Hal

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