"It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained-glass window."
"You could put a blonde wig on a hot water heater and some dude would try to fuck it."
—Tina Fey, Bossypants
"My name is Panty, the crazy sexy blondie and I'm not dumb."
—Lyrics to D City Rock, Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt
