Quotes / Embarrassing Last Name

Eric Koenig: What is your first name?
Skye: Skye.
Eric Koenig: And what is your last name?
Skye: Only name. No family; no family name to inherit.
Eric Koenig: And you gave yourself the name "Skye"?
Skye: Well... the name they gave me at the orphanage was Mary Sue Poots.

— Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Why can't my name be Peter Jones or Peter Smith or even Peter Rabbit? Why did it have to be Peter Hare?! Why, why, why?!

— Peter Hare, "Pubic Hare" by Paul Jennings

Sasha: See you later, Belchers.
Aunt Caitlin: Sasha, don't call these children that.
Tina: It's our last name.
Aunt Caitlin: Well, he still shouldn't say it.

— Bob's Burgers, "House of 1000 Bounces"

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