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Diane: There was this experiment where an electrode was planted in the pleasure center of a monkey's brain. When the monkey hit a button, it sent a signal to the electrode, in effect, exciting the monkey sexually.
Woman at diner: You're kidding.
Diane: No. Can you guess what happened?
Woman at diner: Was it a male monkey?
Diane: Yes.
Woman at diner: He slammed the button till he died.
Diane: Oh, so you know this experiment?
Woman at diner: I know men, honey.

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