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"Somebody loves herself a liiiittle too much."
Kim Possible, Kim Possible, "A Sitch In Time", after witnessing not only her town but even her favorite clothing brand being renamed after Shego in the Bad Future.

Sniper Wolf: You're going to rebuild Outer Haven!
Liquid Snake: No. Not Outer Haven...Liquidia! (silence) Fine. Outer Haven.

"I was gonna call it Peterland, but that gay bar down by the airport already took it."
Peter Griffin, "E. Peterbus Unum", Family Guy

Alexander the Great: "I think we should call it Iskanderum."
Advisor: "Iskanderum great. Why Iskanderum?"
Alexander: "It's Turkish!"
Advisor: "...Is it Turkish for Alexandria?"
Alexander: "YES!!!"

"How can I take over the city and build my Eggman Empire if there IS no city?!"
Dr. Eggman, Shadow the Hedgehog

"New York will soon be renamed Commandergrad! I think..."

"They say Tapioca's a real tyrant... he's cruel and he's vain... In fact he's so vain he changed the name of the capital from Los Dopicos. He called it Tapiocapolis after himself."
Tintin, Tintin and the Picaros

[After Bart replaces the Kamp Krusty flag with one that says "Camp Bart"]
Lisa: Bart, you said you were gonna name it "Camp Freedom"!
Bart: Eh. This has more zing.
The Simpsons, "Kamp Krusty"

Raj: All right. Imagine yourself in the one place you feel most at home. Where is that?
Sheldon: Sim City. More specifically, the Sim City I designed, Sheldonopolis.
Raj: Okay, you’re in Sheldonopolis.
Sheldon: Where exactly? Sheldon Square? Sheldon Towers? Sheldon Stadium, home of the Fighting Sheldons?
Raj: Whatever you like.
Sheldon: I thought this was supposed to be a guided meditation.
Raj: Fine. You’re in Sheldon Square.
Sheldon: Really? This time of year? It’s a bit nippy.
Raj: Then, put on a sweater.
Sheldon: Suppose I could run downtown and pick up something at Shel-Mart.
Raj: Yeah, whatever. Just go buy a sweater.
Sheldon: You know, the nice thing about Shel-Mart is I own it, so I get a 15% discount.
The Big Bang Theory, The Pants Alternative

From Yzma Boulevard
To Yzma Avenue,
All landmarks, and roads, and parks
Are named for me, not you!

Butarega: [Bardock]'s been telling everyone that Freeza plans to destroy Vegeta.
King Vegeta: Wait, my son, the planet, or me?
Butarega: ...yes.
[King Vegeta blasts Butarega away]
King Vegeta: Friggin' smartass.

"Welcome to Tallon 4, because everything sounds more sci-fi if you add a number to it! That's why I named all my No Man's Sky planets Joshtopia 69."
Really Freakin' Clever, "64 Things Wrong with Metroid Prime"

Izzy: Kia ora, mates! New Zealand is officially, totally free.
Fern: Now it won't be called "New Zeddland" anymore!
Power Rangers Cosmic Fury, "Switching Sides"

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