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Congratulations...
You beat an imaginary monster in an imaginary game, without taking any risks, and without finding anything interesting.
...on the easiest possible difficulty.
Five Nights at Freddy's World upon beating the game on Normal mode

"What you will get is a Bronze Star. If a Power Star is what you seek, you must reach it by yourself. May the stars shine down on you. Farewell."

Hazy Memory
Your guess is as good as mine.
— Description for a Mem Cake earned using Mercy Mode, Splatoon 2: Octo Expansion

Tewi: EH? SERIOUSLY? EASY MODO? How gross!
Reisen: The only ones that should be playing Easy Mode are elementary school students, right?
Both: HAHAHAHAHA!
IOSYS Touhou Project fan song "It Stops at the Affected Area and Immediately Dissolves ~ Lunatic Udongein"

"To play on easy mode, Shin Megami Tensei IV requires you to humiliate yourself. To unlock easy mode, you must die, watch the game mock you via cutscene, then pay about half your cash. Then you must die again and get another verbal lashing that ends with easy mode being unlocked."
Richard Eisenbeis, writing for Kotaku

"You play this game like a beginner. You'll have to do better than this to defeat Mr. X."
Robot X, Streets of Rage 3

"Next time, try to beat Normal or better without continuing!"

"Kid's mode"
"Why don't you challenge yourself for once in your life?"
"What's the matter, scared?"
"For cowards"
"But that's for kids!"
"Ehhhh!? Easy mode!?"
Devil Engine, various lines for Very Easy mode

"It has become apparent to me that not all humans are created equal when it comes to surviving the current state of this world. Through discovery, one can find an Easy switch in the Custom Games options. If one has any desire to uncover the mysteries of this new world and support my crusade against the megalomaniacal Dr. Richtofen, one must survive the Original hordes."
Dr. Ludvig Maxis's Entry 11, Study #0918, Call of Duty: Zombies (Black Ops II)

Hey! Forget about any special reward for finishing the EASY level!
Yoshi, Tetris Attack

"You don't want to get stuck with something too hard when you've got deadlines, so I went for 'Human'. I mean, it seemed like the sort of thing you'd call a medium-y, average-y setting; if there were an insultingly-easy mode for ickle babies, they'd have called it 'Toddler', or 'Frenchman'."

"These tales, long forgotten in the flows of time, are about the legends of which no one can recall..."
—Musou Mode Novice/Easy difficulty ending, Dynasty Warriors 5

"I understand you may be having some trouble with your little adventure. What’s that? Bad guys too tough? Not enough jerky? You don’t want to take Joy? Say no more, you’ve come to the right place. That’s right! It’s Easy Mode! For only 300 mags you can take the easy street! What do you say, kid? I mean honestly, we both know you’re not good enough to beat this."
Larry Stinz, LISA:The Joyful

No losers allowed beyond this point
You must switch to Medium or Hard to continue
Twisted Metal 2, upon beatting Minion on Easy.


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