Quotes / Dumb Blonde

"Speak slowly, I'm blonde."

— Bumper sticker

"You’ll notice a blond person is expected to talk. If a blond girl doesn’t talk we call her a ‘doll’; if a light-haired man is silent he’s considered stupid. Yet the world is full of ‘dark silent men’ and ‘languorous brunettes’ who haven’t a brain in their heads, but somehow are never accused of the dearth."

— Amory Blaine (dark-haired), This Side of Paradise

"Here you thought I was just another bubble-headed blonde bimbo! Well the joke's on you— I'm not even a real blonde!"

— Harley Quinn, Batman: The Animated Series, "Harlequinade"

"So I dot my i's with hearts
And I sleep with a teddy bear
It doesn't mean that I'm not smart
I know all about the ozone layer"

— Victoria Jackson, "I Am Not a Bimbo"

Both: "Yes, there's been some confusion, for you see my roommate is..."
Glinda: "Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe..."
Elphaba: "Blonde."

— Wicked, "What Is This Feeling?"

"Annika Hansen: blonde. A woman barely sentient. We can rebuild her. We have the nanotechnology. We have the capability to make the world's first intelligent blonde."

— B.O.R.G. Megacorporation advertisement, Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space

FOR MY HEAD IS HOLLOW AND I AM BLONDE: A disastrous command decision by one of Archer's female officers leads Starfleet to rule that women be restricted to the positions of yeoman and intergalactic telephone operator.

— Next Week on Enterprise, a Parody Fic by Odon

Tracey: Not all blondes are dumb.

Dorien: Not all blondes are blonde.

— Birds of a Feather, "The Essex Patient"

Gendo: HOLY FUCK IT'S A BLONDE! Does that mean you're dumb and shit?

Ritsuko: Sir, I'm Head Scientist here at NERV.

Gendo: WHAT KIND OF IDIOT HIRED A BLONDE AS HEAD SCIENTIST!?

Ritsuko: You did.

— EvAbridged 2.0 Shinji is (not) a Pussy

"'Dear Miss Mason...'? Oh, that's me."

— Clover Mason, It's Awfully Bad for Your Eyes, Darling..., "A New Lease"

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