"If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater."
— Shepherd Derrial Book, Firefly
Asuka: Besides, why were you awake so late last night?
Shinji: I was doing image training for today's battle!
Asuka: You're lying! You tried to kiss me while I was sleeping, didn't you?
Shinji: Unfair! You were awake that time?
Asuka: That's terrible! I meant that as a joke! You really did it? You kissed me?
Shinji: No, I didn't. I stopped.
Asuka: Lech! Molester! Pervert! Unbelievable!
Shinji: It was your fault for sleeping in the wrong bed!
Shinji: I was doing image training for today's battle!
Asuka: You're lying! You tried to kiss me while I was sleeping, didn't you?
Shinji: Unfair! You were awake that time?
Asuka: That's terrible! I meant that as a joke! You really did it? You kissed me?
Shinji: No, I didn't. I stopped.
Asuka: Lech! Molester! Pervert! Unbelievable!
Shinji: It was your fault for sleeping in the wrong bed!
"I'm so fucked up."
— Shinji after actually doing it, End of Evangelion
"Wanna know the best thing about unconscious chicks? They can't say no."
Beat
"What? Oh yeah, like I'm the only one thinking it."
Beat
"What? Oh yeah, like I'm the only one thinking it."
— Duke Devlin, Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series
Man 1: "Flip you to see who does her first.
Man 2: Dude, you're sick. She's, like, unconscious!
Man 1: She is totally hot.
— Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, "Mother"
"Well, ain't you the little slice of cutie pie they said you were. "Jane Doe," huh? Well, we don't know shit about you, huh? Well, I'm from Huntsville, Texas. My name is Buck, and I'm here to fuck."
— Buck, Kill Bill
Sam: "She transformed [into a werewolf]-"
Dean: [thinking] "Saw this coming."
Sam: "-during sex."
Dean: "WHAT?!"
Sam: "I didn't stop. I just kept going. It was a mistake. You should see my dick."
Dean: "Why didn't she transform earlier?"
Sam: "Maybe she's gotta be asleep to turn."
Dean: [Beat] "So... she was asleep during...?"
Sam: "Er..."
Dean: "You know what, you don't have to explain."
— Supernatural: The Animation Abridged, episode four
EDWARD IS LIKE 'THAT'S IT!!! I AM GOING TO HER HOUSE TO WATCH HER SLEEP!!!'
Oh god, you know Emmett gave him so much shit for that
the watching her sleep thing
emmett would be like SUUUUUURE OKAY "SLEEP"
THAT ISNT CREEPY
OR STALKERY
YOU ENJOY THAT, PERVERT
ARE YOU FUCKING THIS GIRL WHILE SHE'S SLEEPING?
EDWARD THAT ISNT COOL
THAT'S RAPE, DUDE
BECAUSE THAT IS WRONG EDWARD
YOU ARE A GOOD LOOKING CAT
LIKE I KNOW YOURE A VIRGIN AND SHIT
YOU CAN GET SOME
BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW: THERE ARE RULES
YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS
Buffy: Spike, the only chance you had with me was when I was unconscious.
(Spike registers his disappointment. Why hadn't he thought of that?)
— Script for "Crush", Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"You can’t even kiss her right. You tried to kiss her in her sleep when she was crying for her mother. What is with you and unconscious chicks?"
— Shinji berating himself, A Crown of Stars, chapter 17
"I bent down (painfully) toward Asuka and gave a soft kiss on the sleeping girl's lips. I almost regretted I did. Those were not the moist and soft lips I knew; they were dry, cracked, and completely unresponsive."
— Shinji, The One I Love Is..., chapter 12
You can't do this! There's no way this is legal! It's gonna be hard to get an "I do!" out of a frickin' potato! I- I'm sorry, honey, that was uncalled for.
— Kazuto Kirigaya, Sword Art Online Abridged Episode 12
"Unconscious girls can't say no!"
Tuxedo Mask, Sailor Moon Abridged
