Quotes / Drinking Game

"Perhaps booze would alleviate this situation."

— Tom Servo, Mystery Science Theater 3000

"With a little bit of creativity, anything can be turned into a drinking game!"

— The On Cue Ball, Precocious

"Alright, every time they run, we take a shot!"

— Some mooks, The Incredibles

"Just so you know, I'll be taking a shot every time you die. Just try to keep me out of the hospital."

— The Stanley Parable Narrator, Dota 2

Sara Briggs:^note  In her capacity as presenter of The Antiques Roadshow. But the real masterwork is the unique Art Deco headboard. It features a variety of veneers.
Martin, Frasier, Niles: VENEER! [all three take a sip of their drinks]
Sara Briggs: Mahogany veneer...
Martin, Frasier, Niles: VENEER! [all three take another sip of their drinks]
Sara Briggs: ... burled walnut veneer...
Martin, Frasier, Niles: VENEER! [all three take yet another sip of their drinks]
Sara Briggs: ... and zebra wood veneer.
Martin, Frasier, Niles: [now looking a bit dizzy] VENEER! [they still all take a sip of their drinks]
Sara Briggs: And now, back to our...
Frasier: Oh, God... next week we gotta pick a different word.

— Frasier

Peter: Hey, hey, I got an idea. Let's play "I Never". Y-You gotta drink if you did the thing that the person says they never did.

Cleveland: Oh, I got one. I never slept with a woman with the lights on.

(Peter, Joe and Quagmire take a sip)

Joe: I'll go next. Uh... I never had sex with Cleveland's wife.

(Cleveland and Quagmire take a sip)

Peter: Ah, all right, let's see. Uh... I never did a chick in a Logan Airport bathroom.

(Quagmire takes a sip; sometime later, he's wasted and surrounded by dozens of empty bottles)

Peter: God, let's see. What else is there? Um... I never gave a reach-around to a spider monkey while reciting the Pledge of Allegiance.

Quagmire: Oh, God! (takes a sip)

Joe: I, uh... I never picked up an illegal alien at Home Depot to take home and choke me while I touch myself.

Quagmire: Oh, COME ON! (takes a sip)

Peter: Uh, I never did the same thing, but with someone from Jo-Ann Fabrics.

Quagmire: Oh, God, this is ridiculous! (takes a sip and passes out)

—Family Guy, "The Perfect Castaway"

Office worker: I can't help but feel our company wouldn't be in this position-
Office worker 2: Uh, what position would that be?
Office worker: The position of having to seek a merger.
Everyone: Wa-hey! (everyone downs a glass of claret)
Office worker: - wouldn't be in this position if we hadn't made it company policy to down a glass of rare vintage claret every time someone says "merger".
Everyone: Wa-hey! (they all down another glass)

—That Mitchell and Webb Look

"A Succession drinking game for use of the C-word would lead to a dose of alcohol poisoning requiring a hospital admission."

— Janet Albrechtsen, The Australian, "Politics of hope lost to new era of cynicism"

Death by pigman is a big drink. You see Schlatt walkin'? That's a shot. You get a hit, that's a shot, you fail a hit, you take another one.

— cscoop, SMPLive

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