"Any time you see two groups of people who really hate each other, chances are good they're wearing different kinds of hats. Keep an eye on that, it might be important."
— George Carlin, Life Is Worth Losing
"Who's the bad guy? That's not clear. In the old movies, the good guy wore white, the bad guy wore black...or was black."
—Frank Reynolds It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: Thunder Gun 4: Maximum Cool