Sal: Q, today for your punishment, you are the party clown at a child's birthday party! You'll have to do and say whatever the hell we tell you!
Joe: You know how people are afraid of clowns and nightmares? That's because of days like today.
—Impractical Jokers, "Smushed"
"Six years of drama school... for this."
—The real Jangles the Clown's Joy, Inside Out
"Aw, being a clown sucks. You get kicked by kids, bit by dogs, and admired by the elderly. Who am I clowning? I have no business being a clown! I've leaving the clowning business to all the other clowns in the clowning business."
— Homer Simpson, The Simpsons, "Homie The Clown"
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