Army Sergeant: Is there any reason you shouldn't be in this man's Army?
Max: I'm a cross-dressing homosexual pacifist with a spot on my lung.
Army Sergeant: As long as you don't have flat feet.
Max: I'm a cross-dressing homosexual pacifist with a spot on my lung.
Army Sergeant: As long as you don't have flat feet.
Lacey Underall: Who's you decorator, Benihana?
Ty Webb: No, I brought most of that stuff back with me from Vietnam.
Lacey: You were in the war?
Ty: No... homo. Much better now, though.
Ty Webb: No, I brought most of that stuff back with me from Vietnam.
Lacey: You were in the war?
Ty: No... homo. Much better now, though.
