Barney: (on phone) Well then go visit Cousin Cecil at his skydiving school and ask him! ...Oh, God, he did? Well I guess that can happen no matter how experienced you are, I'm so sorry. (hangs up) My cousin Cecil... got fired.
Robin: Oh, that's a relief.
Barney: He was so distraught he jumped off a bridge, he's dead.
Robin: Oh, that's a relief.
Barney: He was so distraught he jumped off a bridge, he's dead.
"Spot the person least likely to have committed the crime and in nine times out of ten your task is finished. Since I do not want my faithful readers to fling away this book in disgust, I prefer to warn them beforehand that this is not that kind of book."
Eleanor: You never really talk about your mom.
Jason: Yeah, she died when I was pretty young. I lost her to the big "C". That's what we called the crocodile that lived by my house. (Beat) Ah, I'm just playing, it was cancer! Watch me do a handstand!
Jason: Yeah, she died when I was pretty young. I lost her to the big "C". That's what we called the crocodile that lived by my house. (Beat) Ah, I'm just playing, it was cancer! Watch me do a handstand!
— The Good Place, "The Funerals to End All Funerals"
"I remixed a remix; it was back to normal."
Quinn: Sparks, how are you paying for all this?
Sparks: Selling pot... holders... Made of hemp.
Sparks: Selling pot... holders... Made of hemp.
— Sealab 2021, "Murphy Murph and the Feng Shui Bunch"
Talking Is a Free Action Only Because The Speakers Are Still Keeping An Eye On Their Adversary.
— Author Luigifan explaining why Lily and Legault are able to have an extended conversation in the middle of a fight with a woman who wants them Deader than Dead without getting sneak-attacked during the "Library work"
roleplay of White Dark Life
roleplay of White Dark Life"Oh, son of a b-b-bi— Son of a b-b-bit— Son of a b-b-b— Gun! (points at the viewer) Ha-ha-ha! You thought I was going to say 'S-s-son of a bitch', didn't ya?"
— Porky Pig, 1938 Looney Tunes Blooper Reel
