"It's strange. Asgore, Alphys, Mettaton, and Undyne went away. Sans says they went on vacation. I hope they're having fun!!!"
— Papyrus, Undertale (one of the "Neutral" endings)
Phoebe: It's a baby chick and duck!
Joey: Uh-huh. And I named them Chick Jr. and Duck Jr.
Phoebe: I did not see that coming.
Joey: Yeah, I figure they'll love it at the new house, you know? It has that big backyard. And then, when they get old, they can go to that special farm that Chandler took the other chick and duck to.
Phoebe: [slightly freaked out] Yes.
Joey: Yeah. It's a shame people can't visit there.
Phoebe: That is the rule, though.
Joey: Uh-huh. And I named them Chick Jr. and Duck Jr.
Phoebe: I did not see that coming.
Joey: Yeah, I figure they'll love it at the new house, you know? It has that big backyard. And then, when they get old, they can go to that special farm that Chandler took the other chick and duck to.
Phoebe: [slightly freaked out] Yes.
Joey: Yeah. It's a shame people can't visit there.
Phoebe: That is the rule, though.
— Friends
Queen Moon: I can't face Toffee!
Princess Star: Why not?
Queen Moon: Because he killed my mother!
Princess Star: ...I thought you said Grandma went to the Grandma Farm with all the other grandmas.
Princess Star: Why not?
Queen Moon: Because he killed my mother!
Princess Star: ...I thought you said Grandma went to the Grandma Farm with all the other grandmas.
(Stampy is helping Stacy by taking her baby llama up the ladder to the Parrot Party room, but it falls and dies on the floor.)
Stampy: Oh! Oh-!
Stacy: (stops talking) …Stampy.
(Stacy comes down the ladder. She didn't see the llama die but she heard it.)
Stampy: …IT RAN AWAY. IT RAN AWAY, STACY. IT RAN TO- TO THE FOREST! A-AND IT OPENED UP A BOOKSHOP. IT GOT A WIFE AND THE BOOKSHOP CAUGHT ON FIRE. BUT THEY SURVIVED-
Stacy: (cries)
Stampy: AND IT LIVES A LONG AND HAPPY LIFE-
Stacy: (cries even harder)
Stampy: IT LIVED A LONG LIFE, STACY! IT LIVED A LONG, AND HAPPY-
Stacy: (sobbing) …what kind of a bookshop?…
Stampy: A-A BOOKSHOP FILLED WITH FAIRYTALES! FAIRYTALES THAT-
Stacy: (still sobbing) …that sounds nice…
Stampy: AND YOU KNOW WHAT?! THE LLAMA, H-HE SENT YOU A PRESENT. BECAUSE HE LOVES YOU. A EGG!
(Stampy gives Stacy the egg. She smashes it on the ground.)
Stampy: Well, I'm never giving you a gift.
Stampy: Oh! Oh-!
Stacy: (stops talking) …Stampy.
(Stacy comes down the ladder. She didn't see the llama die but she heard it.)
Stampy: …IT RAN AWAY. IT RAN AWAY, STACY. IT RAN TO- TO THE FOREST! A-AND IT OPENED UP A BOOKSHOP. IT GOT A WIFE AND THE BOOKSHOP CAUGHT ON FIRE. BUT THEY SURVIVED-
Stacy: (cries)
Stampy: AND IT LIVES A LONG AND HAPPY LIFE-
Stacy: (cries even harder)
Stampy: IT LIVED A LONG LIFE, STACY! IT LIVED A LONG, AND HAPPY-
Stacy: (sobbing) …what kind of a bookshop?…
Stampy: A-A BOOKSHOP FILLED WITH FAIRYTALES! FAIRYTALES THAT-
Stacy: (still sobbing) …that sounds nice…
Stampy: AND YOU KNOW WHAT?! THE LLAMA, H-HE SENT YOU A PRESENT. BECAUSE HE LOVES YOU. A EGG!
(Stampy gives Stacy the egg. She smashes it on the ground.)
Stampy: Well, I'm never giving you a gift.
Mr. Chocolatehazelnutspread: When my mom got old, she moved to a farm.
Bobo: What?
Mr. Chocolatehazelnutspread: Out in the country, where she could have plenty of room to run free.
Bobo: Why would she want to run around if she's old?
Mr. Chocolatehazelnutspread: You know, I never really questioned the logic. My brother set the whole thing up. I haven't been able to visit, but everyone in my family goes to that farm eventually.
Gino: Oh, dude. Your mom's dead.
Mr. Chocolatehazelnutspread: What? No. She's on a farm! After a prolonged bout of Parkinson's. A farm, where they don't have telephones or the Internet and––oh my God, she's dead. My mom is dead! [bursts into tears]
Bobo: What?
Mr. Chocolatehazelnutspread: Out in the country, where she could have plenty of room to run free.
Bobo: Why would she want to run around if she's old?
Mr. Chocolatehazelnutspread: You know, I never really questioned the logic. My brother set the whole thing up. I haven't been able to visit, but everyone in my family goes to that farm eventually.
Gino: Oh, dude. Your mom's dead.
Mr. Chocolatehazelnutspread: What? No. She's on a farm! After a prolonged bout of Parkinson's. A farm, where they don't have telephones or the Internet and––oh my God, she's dead. My mom is dead! [bursts into tears]
— BoJack Horseman, "INT. SUB"
Ruffnut: This is kinda sad.
Tuffnut: Yeah. Reminds me of the time our parents took Sam, our pet yak, out to that farm to live.
Ruffnut: Yeah, I would’ve cried all night, except for those delicious yak steaks we had that night.
Tuffnut: Ooh, nothing better. And to eat them in those soft yak jackets.
Tuffnut: Yeah. Reminds me of the time our parents took Sam, our pet yak, out to that farm to live.
Ruffnut: Yeah, I would’ve cried all night, except for those delicious yak steaks we had that night.
Tuffnut: Ooh, nothing better. And to eat them in those soft yak jackets.
Eric: Oh! Watch the gun, Cool Hand Luke.
Kelso: Will you relax, Eric? God, guns don't just go off by accident.
Donna: Really? Well, what about Eric's fourth-grade hamster, Snowball?
Eric: Oh, no, Snowball wasn't shot. He went upstate to live with a nice farm family. (beat) You shot Snowball?!
Kelso: Well, the gun went off by accident!
— That '70s Show, "Black Dog"
David: Dad, what's gonna happen to Farty?
Jenny: Well, I expect he's going away to the country to be looked after. Right, Dad?
Ben: Thanks Jen, but I think your brother's old enough now to be told the truth. The fact of the matter is, he's going to have to be put down.
