"An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience."
— Dilbert
"The universe is mostly empty space, and so is your job."
— Dilbert
Demyx: Everyone at C.O. got KO'd! [...] Whew, I really dodged a bullet there.
Xigbar: Lucky you. Now you get to double your hours to help pick up the slack.
Demyx: Roger that. Remind me to underachieve twice as hard from now on.
"I'm always willing to go the extra mile to avoid doing something."
— Jeff Winger, Community
