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Anime and Manga
"OH MY GOD!!! The air's so dry the poop turns into dust and flies away. So instead of using water, the toilet uses the wind? And there's no paper... Hm? This is... Could this be... sand washlet? You clean your ass with sand!? (Desert sand is sterile) OH MY GOD!!! I'm not Polnareff, but I think I'll wait until we're at the hotel. With a bathroom like that I might as well just go behind a rock. That's a strange sight to see in Egypt..."
— Joseph Joestar, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders
Film — Live-Action
"Everything is in this toilet!"
Literature
"I fantasize about a massive pristine convenience. Brilliant gold taps, virginal white marble, a seat carved from ebony, a cistern full of Chanel no.5, and a flunky handing me pieces of raw silk toilet roll. But under the circumstances I'll settle for anywhere."
— Mark Renton, Trainspotting
Video Games
"Setting foot in that public bathroom may have been a mistake."
— The Sims 4, "So Gross" moodlet (after a Sim uses a public bathroom stall)
"Yep, just like I always pictured superhero life. I'm gonna have to thoroughly disinfect Spider-Bot after this. Or put it in an autoclave. Or just, y'know, blow it up."
Western Animation
"I can't potty in there! It's DISGUSTING!!!"
— Wakko, Animaniacs "Potty Emergency"
Miscellaneous
Esther: I'm just going to make a quick run to the bathroom.
Gus: Okay.
A little later, Esther returns looking rather distressed.
Gus: That was quick.
Esther: I didn't go.
Gus: Why not?
Esther: Because the door didn't even latch! And there was pee in the toilet.
Gus: You just described a clean men's room.
Esther We're never touching again.
Gus: Okay.
A little later, Esther returns looking rather distressed.
Gus: That was quick.
Esther: I didn't go.
Gus: Why not?
Esther: Because the door didn't even latch! And there was pee in the toilet.
Gus: You just described a clean men's room.
Esther We're never touching again.
— Rooster Teeth Comics
