Fiction
"Vamanos! We have places to go, people to see, communists to offend!"
— Grandma Gabby, Tuttle Twins
Jim: ♪ GOD BLESS AMERICAAAA! ♪
Evil: Please don't say that name!
Jim: God?
Evil: No, the other one! I can't listen to it!
Jim: Bless?
Evil: No, idiot! The country!
Jim: America?
Evil: NNNNNOOOO! MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP! (The communism symbol appears behind him)
—Earthworm Jim (2019), Launch the Cow!
"Shut the fuck up! You self-righteous moralising commie scumbag, you make me sick. You think anyone who doesn't agree with you has been brainwashed, you can't accept there are other views than your own. Well that ain't necessarily the case! Oh, and another thing, unless you want a 45 caliber lobotomy real bad, I suggest you tell your friend over there to put that fucking knife down!"
—Angel, Angel Cop
"I think the Russians got a weather machine
I think they're planning a takeover scheme
Doin' a good job on our countryside
They want to be our friends but it's an obvious lie
They buried New York and they drowned L.A.
Sometimes I wonder if I'll see the next day
I know the Russians are behind this shit
No one's goin' to know it until it's too late"
I think they're planning a takeover scheme
Doin' a good job on our countryside
They want to be our friends but it's an obvious lie
They buried New York and they drowned L.A.
Sometimes I wonder if I'll see the next day
I know the Russians are behind this shit
No one's goin' to know it until it's too late"
—The Runaways, "Takeover"
"Commander! You've rained on my glorious parade! For this, I'm sending everything I got at you. But I won't let you have the satisfaction of catching me. I'm escaping to the ONE PLACE THAT HASN'T BEEN CORRUPTED BY CAPITALISM... SPACE!"
"pa sa all the mess is due to gran. actually all the mess is due to the Russians, who are rotters."
—Nigel, molesworth
"Yes, wherever bicycles are broken or menaced by International Communism, Bicycle Repair Man is ready! Ready to smash the communists, wipe them out, and shove them off the face of the earth!... [voice rises hysterically] Mash that dirty red scum! Kick 'em in the teeth where it hurts! Kill! Kill! Kill! Filthy bastard commies! I hate 'em, I hate 'em! AAAUUUUUUURRRRGH!"
—John Cleese at the end of the "Bicycle Repair Man" sketch on Monty Python's Flying Circus
"Long live Stalin, he loves you
Sing these words, or you know what he'll do!"
Sing these words, or you know what he'll do!"
— Lyrics from "The Complete History of The Soviet Union, Arranged To The Melody Of Tetris" by Pig with the Face of a Boy
"That is correct. There is no hope in DarkMegaUSSR. There is only Evil. Everyone does Evil. Everyone waits in line for Evil. Everyone is Secret Evil Police. Neighbors constantly turn in neighbors, all for the greater Evil. We call it the revolving Gulag."
—Vlad llyich Raskolnikov RasPutLenin, Kakos Industries
"Comrade Mao (Yuanxin) and his lackeys had organized the people into four groups – the military, the collective industrial workers, the collective agricultural workers and the millions imprisoned in the re-education camps (secret whispers referred to this as “the fourth collective”, and some estimated that it was growing to be largest in numbers). The guardians of the people and the two collectives were engaged in the program of “Socialist re-birth of the nation through strength and production.” The prisoners provide labour as part of their ideological correction and purification. Most, it seemed, achieved the desired correction and purification at the moment of their death."
Yorki : "There are bigger things to worry about than Jews, Jojo. There's Russians somewhere out there. They're worse than anyone. I heard they eat babies and have sex with dogs. I mean like that's bad, right?"
Jojo : "Sex with dogs?"
Yorki : "Yeah. The Englishmen do it too. We have to stop them before they eat the babies and screw all our dogs."
Jojo : "Sex with dogs?"
Yorki : "Yeah. The Englishmen do it too. We have to stop them before they eat the babies and screw all our dogs."
"It looks like I'm in the clutches of the Angry Pink Menace!"
— Tom Tuttle, Volunteers
"It matters not to you how people suffer
And should they, you'd consider that a gain
You bring a lot of trouble to the town and then you leave
That's part of your Communistic game.
I detect a little Communisim
I can see it in the things ya do
Communisim, socialism call it what you like
There's very little difference in the two.
And should they, you'd consider that a gain
You bring a lot of trouble to the town and then you leave
That's part of your Communistic game.
I detect a little Communisim
I can see it in the things ya do
Communisim, socialism call it what you like
There's very little difference in the two.
—Marty Robbins, "Ain't I Right"
Lisa: Wait! If we all work together, regardless of class, we could finally change everything for the better.
Moe: Wow, that sounds great. Unless it’s socialism.
Lisa: Not totally, but certain aspects are similar to social-
Moe: KILL HER!
Moe: Wow, that sounds great. Unless it’s socialism.
Lisa: Not totally, but certain aspects are similar to social-
Moe: KILL HER!
"Let me ask you this: Is it enough to just keep battling for Stars, day after day!?! Only equality can end this battle! Therefore... I shall divide your Coins equally! This is a Bowser Revolution!!! For many years I have dreamed of absolute equality!!! For equality! Bowser Revolution!!!"
Real Life
"A. Corrupt the young... Make them superficial, destroy their ruggedness. B. ...Get them interested in sex, books and plays and other trivialities... By psychopolitics create chaos... Kill our enemies. And bring to Earth, through Communism, the greatest peace Man has ever known."
— Rules For Revolution (1946), They Never Said It: A Book of Fake Quotes note
"It's impossible to get decent Chinese takeout in Beijing, Cuban cigars are rationed in Havana, and that's all you need to know about communism."
— P.J. O'Rourke, Give War a Chance
“For me, Modern Warfare 3's plot makes its signature turn around the bend when Russia invades Europe. As in, all of it. Simultaneously. Now, I've never invaded Europe, except for that one time, but I would think that's a project you might want to stagger out a bit if you haven't forged an alliance with any galactic empires lately.”
"The funny thing is, when I first heard the Baron's last name, I assumed it was a less-than-subtle reference to the Treaty of Westphalia, the series of agreements that ended the Thirty Years' War, and determined that matters of religion in Europe would solely be a matter of domestic importance, rather than one of international dispute. The Baron, therefore, as a sort of anti-Christ figure, would symbolize that the consensus created by the treaty is breaking down in the modern age, and that in the future, great and terrible wars will be fought on the basis of religion once more.
Instead, it just means he's related to Karl Marx's wife. You have no idea how disappointed I was after learning that. No idea."
Instead, it just means he's related to Karl Marx's wife. You have no idea how disappointed I was after learning that. No idea."
"When they tore down that wall, as Reagan had asked them nicely to do, it was a huge letdown to find out our invincible adversaries had been basically eating their shoes to keep from starving. Shoes they had to wait in line to buy in the first place."
“They cannot understand as yet that we are not fighting a political party but a sect of murderers of all contemporary spiritual culture.”
— Roman von Ungern-Sternberg, Russian White Army General, about his fight against the Bolsheviks during the Russian Civil War.
“The useful idiots, the leftists who are idealistically believing in the beauty of the Soviet socialist or communist or whatever system, when they get disillusioned, they become the worst enemies. That's why my KGB instructors specifically made the point: never bother with leftists. Forget about those political prostitutes. Aim higher. [...] They serve a purpose only at the stage of destabilization of a nation. For example, your leftists in the United States: all these professors and all these beautiful civil rights defenders. They are instrumental in the process of the subversion only to destabilize a nation. When their job is completed, they are not needed any more. They know too much. Some of them, when they get disillusioned, when they see that Marxist-Leninists come to power—obviously they get offended—they think that they will come to power. That will never happen, of course. They will be lined up against the wall and shot.”
— Yuri Bezmenov, a former Soviet KGB agent who would later defect to Canada after seeing their attempts to influence India.
