Quotes / Destroy the Godmodder

With multiple threads, No Fourth Wall, an OOC thread, and signatures, quotes about these games are bountiful.

General Game Quotes

Official: "God, what sort of war have we gotten ourselves into here?"

Project Binary: "1 CAN'T ANSWER THAT QUEST10N F0R Y0U."

— Storypost

You not only have to think outside the box, but you also have to burn the box with a flamethrower, freeze the remaining ashes of the box, and throw the ice with ash in it into the void.

— Pit The Angel: illustrating how to make attacks against the godmodder work during Destroy The Godmodder 2: Operator!

I'm sorry, it's just that you guys seem to switch between being ridiculously astute and clever strategic masterminds that are able to grind my challenges into dust and clueless dorks who can't figure out what's going on at the drop of a hat.

— Piono: Destroy the Godmodder: TV Tropes Edition

Small Nuclear Explosive: A very dangerous nuclear bomb. It says something about this game that it shares a power level with a scythe made entirely out of candy corn.

— Tazz: Destroy the Godmodder 0: Origins

This game is just a power fantasy with lots of crossovers. Also, everyone's a Mary Sue if taken out of context.

— Gutza 1: DTG Pesterchum Memo

"Ps: the dragons won't work(at least, not fully) just as they didn't work the last 10 or so times that you've tried."

"Doesn't matter, I'm just going to keep trying."

— '''Megaladon 890 responding to Talist about his determinator tendencies with his dragons: Destroy the Godmodder

Specific Game Quotes

And suddenly the battlefield went silent, all noise drowned out by the sound of monumental stupidity.

— pionoplayer: Destroy the Godmodder: TV Tropes Edition

I am the chair god. Fear me.

— Irecreeper

Would you people stop trying to kill each other?! We're on the same team!

— Eric

John Egbert: "See? That was a nice, straight, simple answer! Why can't you give answers like that more often?"

Doc Scratch: "Yardstick."

John Egbert: "I hate you so much."

— Storypost

"Godmodder477: A completely off-her-rocker reality-warping menace to society having unusually bad server protection by the presented standards. I wish I was making that up."

—Richard (aka Godmodder477), describing UserZero.

Bullets are a universal language.

— The_Nonexistent_Tazz: Destroy the Godmodder 2: Operator!

Ichigo: And in addition to Wyld and Sacred deciding to go to civil war with each other despite me explicitly telling them not to, the enemy is now alerted to our presence because Kaiser pulled a Leeroy Jenkins. Wonderful.

Jindra: Ah the joys of working with incompetents.

— Destroy the Godmodder: TV Tropes Edition

You can trust me. Just be sure to ask the right questions.

— Doc Scratch: Destroy the Godmodder 2: Operator!

It's time to apply Plan B... Don't ask me what it is, because I don't know either.

— Opelspeedster: Destroy the Godmodder 2: Operator!

I can't even list the amount of reasons this will go horribly.

—swedge987654321 Destroy the Godmodder 2: Operator!

No system restore point located. Complete reality meltdown in progress. Have a nice day!

— Destroy the Godmodder: The Glitch's arrival.

But seriously, I am NOT making a deal with the guy who just nuked my house.

— Sacred spirit: Destroy the Godmodder: TV Tropes Edition

That's how winning is done - you figure out the limitations of your opponent, and you exceed them in excess.

— engie: Destroy the Godmodder: TV Tropes Edition

Other Notable Quotes

CobaltShade: Did you see the test I gave IKEA? Do you think he'll pass?

TwinBuilder: Oh, and Cobalt: No one will be able to pass that test.

— DTG2 Pesterchum Memo