Terry: Look, the funeral's almost over. We basically pulled it off. All you gotta do is give a convincing eulogy.
Rosa: Roger that.
[Cuts to Rosa standing in front of a casket.]
Rosa: Pimento's dead. Thanks for coming.
Drunk law student: Okay, seriously, who wants to shave my ass?
Future Ted: (narrating) That guy went on to become a Supreme Court justice.
Future Ted: (narrating) That guy went on to become a Supreme Court justice.
Haqua: The age of barbarism has ended. We demons are rational, intelligent creatures!
[cut to Elsie fangirling over fire engines]
[cut to Elsie fangirling over fire engines]
Ben: ... while we're out here in the freezing cold, Governor Ratcliffe sits there up in his tent, happy as a clown!
[cut to Ratcliffe panicking over not finding the gold he was looking for]
Governor Ratcliffe: I'm doomed!
[cut to Ratcliffe panicking over not finding the gold he was looking for]
Governor Ratcliffe: I'm doomed!
Britta: Here's the thing about women, Jeff. We don't hack and slash our way through life, because we're one with life.
[cut to Annie and Shirley in the blacksmith's house]
Annie: Help me hide the body!
[cut to Annie and Shirley in the blacksmith's house]
Annie: Help me hide the body!
Quick, someone say "I bet [Billie]'s totally on her way here right now," and then we can like Jump Cut to her snoring in bed.
—Walky, Dumbing of Age
Zarbon: So, how do you think Dodoria's doing?
Freeza: We're talking about one of my finest soldiers. There's no way they'll escape Dodoria's grasp.
(Cut to Dodoria grasping Krillin who then headbutts Dodoria and escapes)
Dodoria: Ah, dammit!
Zarbon: But what if they have any tricks up their sleeve?
Freeza: Come now, Zarbon. We both know Dodoria would never let them out of sight.
Krillin: Solar Flare! (Blinding light (With Freeza's head photoshopped over a muscular body) causes Dodoria to lose sight of Gohan and Krillin)
Dodoria: Ah, dammit!
Zarbon: Still, sir, we have to remember that Vegeta is on the planet.
Freeza: Oh, please! Like Vegeta could even lay a hand on Dodoria.
(Cut to Dodoria being knocked into the water by a suddenly-appearing Vegeta)
Dodoria: Ahh, dammit!
Freeza: We're talking about one of my finest soldiers. There's no way they'll escape Dodoria's grasp.
(Cut to Dodoria grasping Krillin who then headbutts Dodoria and escapes)
Dodoria: Ah, dammit!
Zarbon: But what if they have any tricks up their sleeve?
Freeza: Come now, Zarbon. We both know Dodoria would never let them out of sight.
Krillin: Solar Flare! (Blinding light (With Freeza's head photoshopped over a muscular body) causes Dodoria to lose sight of Gohan and Krillin)
Dodoria: Ah, dammit!
Zarbon: Still, sir, we have to remember that Vegeta is on the planet.
Freeza: Oh, please! Like Vegeta could even lay a hand on Dodoria.
(Cut to Dodoria being knocked into the water by a suddenly-appearing Vegeta)
Dodoria: Ahh, dammit!
— Dragon Ball Z Abridged "Episode 15: Dodoria Drop"
Molly: He is a perfect fit!
(Scene cut)
Mr. Patak: I am not a perfect fit.
(Scene cut)
Mr. Patak: I am not a perfect fit.
— Molly of Denali "Have Canoe, Will Paddle"
Richard: The rules were simple. Fifteen laps and no body contact.
(cut to the racers ramming each other with abandon)
Richard: Mind you, we have invited touring car drivers.
(cut to the racers ramming each other with abandon)
Richard: Mind you, we have invited touring car drivers.
