Quotes / Depraved Bisexual

"There's no such thing as bisexual — it's just greediness."

— Linda LaHughes, Gimme, Gimme, Gimme

Needy Lesnicki: I thought you only murdered boys?

Jennifer Check: I go both ways.

— Jennifer's Body

"Eh, whatever. A hole's a hole."

— Douche, Sausage Party

"Give yourself over to absolute pleasure. Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh - erotic nightmares beyond any measure, and sensual daydreams to treasure forever. Can't you just see it? Don't dream it, be it!"

— Dr. Frank-N-Further, The Rocky Horror Picture Show

"Children, there's a big difference between gay people, and Mr. Garrison! Do you understand that?"

— Chef, South Park

"Front. Back. Who cares? A hole's a hole!"

— Samantha Jones, Sex and the City

Johnny Klebitz: Trevor! I'm talking to you, motherfucker!
Trevor Philips: Are you? What're you sayin'?
Johnny: Fuckin' my girl, man! It's wrong!
Trevor: Well, I gotta fuck someone. You want me to fuck you instead, is that the problem here? (in a hushed voice) Take off your pants, cowboy, alright? Let's...let's fuck...
Johnny: You think this is funny?!
Trevor: GET THEM OFF!

— Grand Theft Auto V. Trevor doesn't rape Johnny. He just murders him instead.

N. Gin: It's going to be such fun, and we'll go to the lake, and we'll touch each others' mechanical parts!
Grounder: I think he likes me!
Scratch: Are you gay for Grounder?!
N. Gin: I am bisexual. (holds up a bi flag)
Scratch: Are you mostly gay for Grounder?!
N. Gin: What do you mean "mostly gay"?

— NPCarlsson, "Shoot Dr. Cortex"

Broly: Princess Tru~unks!
Trunks: Please, no.
Broly: You lied to me...
Trunks: I did no such thing!
Broly: You dirty boy.

— Dragon Ball Z Abridged

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