"The 2012 London Olympics were supposed to restore British national pride. £20 billion to restore British national pride? For £20 billion, we could have written ‘FUCK OFF GERMANY’ on the moon."
"Commie ghosts what don't know they're dead. Hoping to steal our rockets so they can fly up and paint the moon pink and draw a Lenin face on it."
—No-bark Noonan, when asked what's happening at the REPCONN testing site, Fallout: New Vegas
SeedCorp was the lunar sponsor that nite. The immense lunar projector on far-off Fuji beamed AdV after AdV onto the moon's face; tomatoes big as babies; creamy cauliflower cubes; holeless lotus roots; speech bubbles ballooned from the Corp Logoman's juicy mouth. Descending, the elderly tax driver spoke of his boyhood in a distant conurb called Mumbai, now flooded, when the moon was always naked. Hae-Joo said an AdVless moon would freak him out.
—Sonmi-451, Cloud Atlas
"HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA!? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT."
— Dr. Ivo Robotnik, Real-Time Fandub, "Sonic Adventure 2 (Dark Story + Final Story)"
"Whoa, is that the moon? It looks all chewed up."
—Retro, Dead Leaves
"You've wasted millions on this... cosmic graffiti?"
—Destro, G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero
