Quotes / Decoy Getaway

Michael: Too bad we don't have a decoy dad to go with the decoy evidence cooler.
GOB: Damn, and I used the guy who looks just like him in my last bait and switch.

— Arrested Development

"Can I buy a few more of these Schrödinger decoys?"

— Jim, Darths & Droids (after his character is retroactively saved from a stupid decision with a decoy)

Queen Moon: Star, you're never going to believe this, but I met your twin sister. She was made out of corn. I don't even remember giving birth to her. River, did I ever give birth to a corn baby?
King River: [slightly delirious] No, we just have the one daughter, Star...
Queen Moon: Thank you, dear.
[...]
Star: I'm sorry I tried to trick you with a corn decoy...
King River: [still delirious] Oh, here she is! I found our daughter, Star!
Queen Moon: Thank you, dear.

— Star vs. the Forces of Evil