Quotes / Dangerously Close Shave

Barbara, my love was named.
And her fair hair, a mane untamed.
Until one evening, I'm ashamed.
I got a little... naughty.
The look upon my young love's face
Was sweet as lace. But in this case
I realized she... needed space.
I never more was naughty.
Well... maybe not never.

— Freaky Fred, Courage the Cowardly Dog

Oh dear! I've never shaved him this close before!

—Smee (mistakenly believing he's decapitated Captain Hook), Disney's Peter Pan

Wontkins: Gimme a close shave!
Wilkins: Do you drink Wilkins Coffee?
Wontkins: Never.
Wilkins: My friend, this is gonna be the closest shave you've ever had!

— Wilkins Coffee

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