SpongeBob: Today's the beginning of the judging for Employee of the Month!
Squidward: SpongeBob, don't you know that award's a scam?
SpongeBob: ...What do you mean?
Squidward: Mr. Krabs gives you that award so you'll work harder for no extra money.
SpongeBob: That is not true, Squidward! He gives it to me because I work harder! You could win it, too, if you tried harder.
Squidward: Oh, for what? To get my face on the Wall of Shame?!
SpongeBob: Squidward, you've got it all wrong. Having pride in your work is nothing to be ashamed of. Why, it's the only thing that makes it all worthwhile!
Squidward: SpongeBob, don't you know that award's a scam?
SpongeBob: ...What do you mean?
Squidward: Mr. Krabs gives you that award so you'll work harder for no extra money.
SpongeBob: That is not true, Squidward! He gives it to me because I work harder! You could win it, too, if you tried harder.
Squidward: Oh, for what? To get my face on the Wall of Shame?!
SpongeBob: Squidward, you've got it all wrong. Having pride in your work is nothing to be ashamed of. Why, it's the only thing that makes it all worthwhile!
