Ted Rockson is walking through the Utah desert and it is brutally hot. Why doesn't he walk at night and seek refuge from the sun during the day? Because Ted Rockson is not very bright.
— AFOIAF review of Doomsday Warrior #10: American Nightmare
"This desert is stupid. They need to put like a drinking fountain out here."
— Butthead, Beavis And Butthead Do America
"The desert is a circle. To find them, we must travel in a spiral."
— El Topo, El Topo
