"I was having fun while I was in the gambling town and Cloud had to dress up as a lady and becomes somehow irresistible to men despite looking like a frumpy Amish spinster who spent last night sleeping in the feeding trough. But that's a cultural thing: I'm English, and therefore the funniest things in the world to me are men dressing as ladies and the concept of social mobility."
"Y'know, in that light, with that wig on and all... you're still butt-ugly."
— Tackle to Xander, Buffy the Vampire Slayer ("Reptile Boy")
Zek: You know, you may walk like a man, but you make a very attractive female. Confusing, isn't it?
Quark: (removes Zek's hands from his thigh) Not to me.
Quark: (removes Zek's hands from his thigh) Not to me.
— Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, "Profit and Lace"
Red Mage: If I ask for magical gems I can shove into my temples so I can finally utilize my latent psionic abilities, than by golly, you are going to give me the gems and perform the operation yourself.
Shop Keeper: For the last time, that is Costume Jewelry.
Shop Keeper: There is nothing magical about it, other than perhaps how special it makes a little girl feel when she wears it and daydreams about being rich and bejeweled and bedazzling.
Red Mage: Damnit, man. What do you think I'm after!
Shop Keeper: For the last time, that is Costume Jewelry.
Shop Keeper: There is nothing magical about it, other than perhaps how special it makes a little girl feel when she wears it and daydreams about being rich and bejeweled and bedazzling.
Red Mage: Damnit, man. What do you think I'm after!
It's fer yer young dancin' wan, Maya, this one. An' maybe Meena, too. 'Course, it'd be no good fer a big fella like me. I couldn't wear it. But I might get meself one if they were sellin' it at the right price, like... I mean, fer herself at home, o' course. Not fer me. No, I'm no cross-dresser. Not at all. At all.
— Torneko appraising a magical skirt, Dragon Quest IV
Started at the age of four
My mother went to the grocery store
Went sneaking through her bedroom door
To find something in a size four
My mother went to the grocery store
Went sneaking through her bedroom door
To find something in a size four
—Green Day, "King for a Day"
Carlos: Eh, the ladies... are brothers? Ahh, yes, I am hearin' about this. He he he. You are the Eengleesh, er, drag show, yes? With the female impressionations. Er, yes, now I look, I can tell. Uh, those are the false booby-doos, oh very funny. Ah-he-he-he.
Mrs. Slocombe: Get off! I would have you know these are real "booby-doos", and I object to being ravaged!
