"Look I don’t want to stereotype here…but has there ever been a set of twins that weren’t evil?"
—The Cave from The Cave.
"John Stamos better sleep on a floater in the middle of a pool full of holy water with crucifixes surrounding him and his body covered in polyester pajamas from K Mart (the Olsens won’t get near anything that’s polyester and from KMart), because the Olsens are going to git him for calling them liars."
—Michael K.
, "Uncle Jesse, You in Danger, Girl"
, "Uncle Jesse, You in Danger, Girl"