Rebecca: Time is a funny thing. Sometimes time itself tells you it's time to move on to other moments in time. When that time arrives you can't really predict it. You can't explain it. You have to obey the ticking clock that is destiny. I think this is that time.
Greg: You left a job in New York to live near the beach? We're four hours from the beach. People say two, but those people are dumb.
Paula: I wake up every morning in cold sweats worried that I'm wasting my entire life with a man who spends all his time with a barbershop quartet called the West Brovinas.
Heather: Jean-Paul Sartre said that we are our choices, and this woman's choices are nuts. Like she's seriously bonkerballs.
Professor: Heather, we don't use terms like that in abnormal psychology.
Heather: Oh, I'm sorry. Bonkerballs isn't in the DSM-V yet?
Professor: Heather, we don't use terms like that in abnormal psychology.
Heather: Oh, I'm sorry. Bonkerballs isn't in the DSM-V yet?
Rebecca: Crazy's a pejorative term. It's an over-generalization of a number of disorders.
Greg: Why does Netflix always want me to watch Leaving Las Vegas? What are they trying to tell me?
Paula: Greg is your Jacob but we all know you're going to end up with Edward. Because you're Bella.
Rebecca: What is that reference?
Paula: Twilight! It's only the great love story since Shakespeare...in Love.
Rebecca: What is that reference?
Paula: Twilight! It's only the great love story since Shakespeare...in Love.
Rebecca: Also I lied to Josh once.
Paula: ONCE?
Rebecca: Okay, I got caught once.
Paula: ONCE?
Rebecca: Okay, I got caught once.
Marty: Are you sure this is a good idea?
Greg: Dude, she doesn't like you. She's shown no interest. She's way into someone else. Why give up now? This is the right move!
Greg: Dude, she doesn't like you. She's shown no interest. She's way into someone else. Why give up now? This is the right move!
