"When our grand kids ask us what the 90s were like, we will show them this movie and nothing else."
—Cracked writer David Christopher Bell, regarding Point Break (1991) in The 6 Most Inexplicable Skills Displayed in Action Movies
"And verily the car did explode, and Moses walked away with nary a backward glance, for he was badass."
—A verse from Cracked's version of The Bible, seen as an image quote in 5 Cryptic Movie Tattoos (They Didn't Think We'd Translate)
