"See you next Tuesday."
— An old euphemism
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Anime and Manga
Respect the cock and tame the cunt. And of course, by cock, I mean our hallowed justice system. That great blind cock that towers over us all and comes down hard on those who do bad! Like those who killed Mr. Husband! And by cunts, I of course mean CUNTS! Cunts like these two fallen angels who ruthlessly snatched away the life from our poor victim! These cunts who must be tamed before they try to destroy all of the joys of manhood! Our cock of justice will make these cunts wet with the moist tears of regret from what they've done!
Comic Books
"In England, the word "cunt" is punctuation."
— ''Crécy'
Film — Live-Action
Bob Wolverton: Put your fucking pants down, you fucking cunt!
Vanessa Lutz: What did you call me!?
Vanessa Lutz: What did you call me!?
— Freeway
Ernie: Did he just call me a "black cunt"?
Coach: Yes he did.
Ernie: He can't do that, that's racist!
Coach: But you are black, and you are a cunt, Ernie. Those are the facts. I don't think Prime Time cares what race you're running.
Ernie: The fact that I'm black has got nothing to do with the fact that I'm a cunt.
Coach: He didn't say black people are cunts, Ernie, he was being specific to you. One has nothing to do with the other. I'd go a step further if I'm not mistaken and say it's a term of familiar affection.
Ernie: Prime Time's a gypsy, I don't call him a "pikey cunt".
Coach: Why not? He might be very understanding, only if it's coming from a place of love of course.
Coach: Yes he did.
Ernie: He can't do that, that's racist!
Coach: But you are black, and you are a cunt, Ernie. Those are the facts. I don't think Prime Time cares what race you're running.
Ernie: The fact that I'm black has got nothing to do with the fact that I'm a cunt.
Coach: He didn't say black people are cunts, Ernie, he was being specific to you. One has nothing to do with the other. I'd go a step further if I'm not mistaken and say it's a term of familiar affection.
Ernie: Prime Time's a gypsy, I don't call him a "pikey cunt".
Coach: Why not? He might be very understanding, only if it's coming from a place of love of course.
Literature
Live-Action TV
Hughie: You know, you're always calling people "cunts" or "twats," but I just... I never really got how that's an insult? They're flexible, take a pounding, and they're the reason behind, like, 98% of my life decisions.
Butcher: (smirks) You're a good cunt.
Butcher: (smirks) You're a good cunt.
"I would rather feed my sons to the dragons than have them carry shields and cups for your drunken, usurper cunt of a king."
— Daemon Targaryen, House of the Dragon
Jamie Tartt: Here. It's your original England kit from the 2014 World Cup. Your name's on the back there. I got them to change the E to a U.
(a very long Beat as Roy Kent silently glowers at him, then giving the smallest of nods)
Roy Kent: I love it.
(a very long Beat as Roy Kent silently glowers at him, then giving the smallest of nods)
Roy Kent: I love it.
"If he's a Viking, he's King Cnut."
— Glenn Cullen, The Thick of It
Web Video
Vegeta: (regarding after Android 17's threat to intervene if any of the Z-Fighters jump into Android 18 and Vegeta's duel sidetracking to Goku) Can we stop talking about Kakarot for just a minute?! I mean, for God's sake, he's never even around!
Piccolo: Sad thing is, he's not exactly wrong.
Vegeta: Now if you'd like to continue this fight, I can finally get around to disassembling you... you smug c*nt.
(Beat and Reaction Shot with everyone deathly silent; the Z-Fighters have a silent Mass "Oh, Crap!" reaction, and even Android 17 looks disgusted and shocked)
Android 18: (sighs angrily and flips her hair) ...yup.
(Android 18 sucker punches Vegeta, and proceeds to beat him within an inch of his life)
Piccolo: Sad thing is, he's not exactly wrong.
Vegeta: Now if you'd like to continue this fight, I can finally get around to disassembling you... you smug c*nt.
(Beat and Reaction Shot with everyone deathly silent; the Z-Fighters have a silent Mass "Oh, Crap!" reaction, and even Android 17 looks disgusted and shocked)
Android 18: (sighs angrily and flips her hair) ...yup.
(Android 18 sucker punches Vegeta, and proceeds to beat him within an inch of his life)
—Dragon Ball Z Abridged, Episode 39
Vegeta: Hey, c*nt!
Trunks: Whoa, Dad!
Vegeta: What? She's a c*nt! A c*nty c*nt! Whatcha gonna do about it, you big ol' c*nt?! Gonna c*nt all over me with your c*nty face, and your c*nty boots, and your... VAGINA?!
Android 18: (inhales, then breaks Vegeta's arm)
We'll Be Right Back!
Trunks: Whoa, Dad!
Vegeta: What? She's a c*nt! A c*nty c*nt! Whatcha gonna do about it, you big ol' c*nt?! Gonna c*nt all over me with your c*nty face, and your c*nty boots, and your... VAGINA?!
Android 18: (inhales, then breaks Vegeta's arm)
We'll Be Right Back!
—Dragon Ball Z Kai Abridged, Episode 3
Western Animation
Harley Quinn: We need a nemesis! Lex Luthor has Superman, Sinestro has Green Lantern, Psycho has his own inability to refrain from using the c-word—
Dr. Psycho: My nemesis is Wonder Woman, that cu— okay, I see what you're saying.
Dr. Psycho: My nemesis is Wonder Woman, that cu— okay, I see what you're saying.
Miscellaneous
"He goes, "What type of comedy do you do?" Um... I say "cunt" more than anyone else. I... I'm sort of known for saying "cunt". Seven years ago, when I did my first comedy special in America, the word "cunt" was banned in every comedy club in America, and then I said "cunt" loads on television, and now, people can say "cunt" in comedy clubs. So... basically, I'm the Rosa Parks of "cunt"."
— Jim Jefferies, Freedumb
"Don't you dare applaud that word! You demean me and you in applauding that word! I'm not proud of that word, it's not a funny word, it's not a clever word, I wouldn't normally use that word, but this is a true story and that's the truth. That's the word that fell through my fingers into the keyboard in my rage that day."
— Dave Gorman's Googlewhack Adventure
It'd be a red letter day
If you'll come out and play in the country with me
If you'll come out and play in the country with me
— K.T. Oslin, "Hey Bobby"
"Pulling down the rope, Simpson realized he was alone and almost certain to die. At this point he cracked and started punching the ice wall, yelling "STUPID STUPID STUPIID CUNT! CUUUUNT!!! STUPID CUNT! STUPIIIIDDD!!! CUUUNNNTTT!!"
A moment of clarity which, all things considered, he might have had in his living room in England. The stupid cunt."
A moment of clarity which, all things considered, he might have had in his living room in England. The stupid cunt."
— Is It Just Me Or Is Everything Shit?
"Like, I'm not gonna say 'cunt', for example. Which is a real shame, 'cause it's a term of endearment where I come from. And I think it's time to destigmatize that word, my friends, Philadelphia! Yes! Because the power of a word stems from its history, and I think that particular word is misunderstood as a word. As an archaic descriptor for female genitalia, the ol' C-bomb, it's been in languages forever; written language, at least, that we've had documented. Egyptian, European, Norse, Indian. And at its origins, it's either a benign identifier, or a term imbued with actual respect!"
— Randy Feltface, "Smug Druggles"
