"Look at my horse, my horse is amazing
Give it a lick ("Mmm! It tastes just like raisins!")
Have a stroke of its mane, it turns into a plane
And then it turns back again, when you tug on its winky-"
(Ooh, that's dirty!) Do y'think so?
Give it a lick ("Mmm! It tastes just like raisins!")
Have a stroke of its mane, it turns into a plane
And then it turns back again, when you tug on its winky-"
(Ooh, that's dirty!) Do y'think so?
By the brand on my withers the finest of tunes
Is played by the lancers, hussars, and dragoons
And it's sweeter then stables or water to me
The cavalry canter of Bonnie Dundee
They feed us and break us and handle and groom
They give us good riders and plenty of room
They launch us in collumn of squadron to see
The way of the war-horse to Bonnie Dundee
Rudyard Kipling, Parade song of the camp animals
"I said, 'Fuck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside!
Fuck your Subaru, I've got a horse outside!
Fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside!
If you're lookin' for a ride, I've got a horse outside!"
— Rubberbandits, "Horse Outside"
Shrek: Have you ladies seen my donkey?
Donkey: Who you callin' donkey?
(cut to reveal that Donkey has turned into a white horse)
Shrek: Donkey?! You're a...
Donkey: A staaaallion, baby! I can whinny! (whinnies) I can count! (paws his hoof in the dirt) Look at me, Shrek! I'm trotting!
Scrooge: I'll get Hortense later, cap'n! She's stretching her legs!
Sailor on the mast: Blimey! There's a bloomin' 'orse on the tops'l yardarm!
Sometimes we just need one little extra thing, in order to feel fulfilled.
A pony.
A pony.
— Simon Hackett
, explaining his choice of company mascot
, explaining his choice of company mascotLegend has it that the greatest of these wild horses, a blue roan stallion known as Boreus, appears only to the noblest warriors and only in times of dire need. Said to possess the chaotic power of a winter storm somehow contained within the body of an animal, Boreus races forward like the chilling Northern winds, cutting through any foes who dare to threaten those under his protection.
— Mythic Legions, Boreus blurb
blurb"Among men, Lu Bu, among horses, Red Hare."
— Chinese saying regarding Romance of the Three Kingdoms
