We liked big chairs and we cannot lie.
You aliens can't deny
that when you sit in a chair
made of shiny shiny brass
with a cushion for your ass,
you get sprung.
You aliens can't deny
that when you sit in a chair
made of shiny shiny brass
with a cushion for your ass,
you get sprung.
I care little about the outside world. Save advances in chair technology.
— Kristoph Gavin, Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney
"I know you don't think this chair is important, but you're wrong. What's the most critical component on this ship? The main computer? The warp reactor? Uh-uh, it's the crew. And the most important member of the crew is the Captain. He makes life and death decisions every day and the last thing he needs to be thinking in a critical situation is, 'Gee, I wish this chair wasn't such a pain in the ass!'"
— Trip Tucker, Star Trek: Enterprise, "Singularity"
