Fan Art
Reader at booksigning: Holy hell! This thing reads like a Choose Your Own Adventure book!
Donna Troy: Yeah...Pretty much...
Donna Troy: Yeah...Pretty much...
— Fan art
by Stjepan Sejic showing Donna Troy promoting her autobiography, entitled, "Your Guess Is As Good as Mine"
by Stjepan Sejic showing Donna Troy promoting her autobiography, entitled, "Your Guess Is As Good as Mine"Comic Books
Marvel Girl: Th-That's Polaris! Magneto's daughter!
Jimmy Hudson: Magneto has kids?
Marvel Girl: I guess so. Not as many as he used to. It's complicated.
X-Men: Blue #9
Web Animation
Wolverine: No, no, don't change the subject here. Why aren't you dead?
Magneto: Oh, that. Well, you see, that wasn't me.
Wolverine: Oh really now?
Magneto: It was actually Xorn's twin brother, possessed by the sentient mold Sublime, pretending to be me, pretending to be Xorn.
Beast: That defies all logic!
Magneto: Oh, that. Well, you see, that wasn't me.
Wolverine: Oh really now?
Magneto: It was actually Xorn's twin brother, possessed by the sentient mold Sublime, pretending to be me, pretending to be Xorn.
Beast: That defies all logic!
— X-Men: Death Becomes Them (note that this is an entirely accurate description of the canon at the time after all the retcons.)
Web Original
"At this point, since we now have all of the possible references contradicting themselves, this neutral researcher says "to hell with it" and closes the subject."
—The rec.arts.comics.marvel.xbooks FAQ, on the Phoenix storyline in the X-Men comics.
, on the Phoenix storyline in the X-Men comics.HA! Take that obsessive fanbase!
—Chester A. Bum reviewing Star Trek (2009)
Boomstick: Basically, Quicksilver and his twin sister the Scarlet Witch were born Pietro and Wanda to a pair of gypsies named Django and Marya Maximoff. But as babies, they were kidnapped by a guy they call the High Evolutionary. He experimented on the two children and then returned them to their parents, only now they had super cool powers! But, Pietro and Wanda were tricked into believing that they were the mutant children of Magneto, abandoned by their mother and given to gypsies by a cow-lady midwife.
Wiz: (Completely dumbfounded) ...what the hell?!
Wiz: (Completely dumbfounded) ...what the hell?!
—DEATH BATTLE!, The Flash vs. Quicksilver
"Y'see, he's some kind of being who exists at the end of time and creates a pocket universe resembling the Earth-1 Pre-Crisis as part of an elaborate scheme to fight the Legion and eventually killed the version of Superboy in that pocket and WOW, I have suddenly convinced myself that reboots are a great idea!"
—Linkara describing the Time Trapper.
"Forget everything you knew about the Transformers… because so did Michael Bay. Who in the third one said Cybertron was destroyed, and in this one said, “actually it’s back”. In the fourth one said Megatron is now Galvatron, and in this one said, “uh never mind, he’s Megatron again”. And in the first one said the transformers came to Earth to find the Allspark and learned English from the internet. But in this one said, “you know what f*** it, they were allies with King Arthur and one of them killed Hitler.”"
